“Do you watch that show Desperate Housewives? Laura likes it. Anyway, you kinda remind me of that Eva Longoria…”

Okay, we’ll ‘fess up: we kind of loved Elizabeth Vargas’s delightfully substance-free interview of President Bush. We analyzed some parts of the transcript earlier today; after the jump, we continue our parsing of presidential pronouncements.

Remember, these are just excerpts. You should really read the entire transcript, to get a complete sense of how inarticulate the president was — and how, even though he was incapable of speaking in complete sentences, Vargas was fawning all over him.

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