Tag: huffington post

Canada Urging HuffPo Bloggers To Revolt, Like In Egypt

There is literally nothing more important on Earth than America Online's purchase of Arianna Huffington's celebriporn blog. Nothing. This is why Canadian agents provocateurs are leaving comments on the NYT calling for insurrection. Insurrection! This particular Canadian (we hide...

Huffington Post Makes All of America Believe Israel Is Devil By Cropping Photo

Pajamas Media is still updating its website, somehow, and today we have IMPORTANT NEWS about the front page of another Internet website. It seems Huffington Post has EVILLY CROPPED A PHOTO of Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu so that it...

Zoom Function Is Rosetta Stone Of Sarah Palin’s Hand

Here is a close-up of Sarah Palin's new temporary tattoo. It raises so many more questions than it answers, technically! The Huffington Post did an impression of journalism and has now bequeathed unto the world revelations about what specifically...

Wow Indeed!

"NSFW," really? It doesn't just apply to human sex acts anymore? Time to empty the hard drive...

Unfortunate Juxtaposition, Or Cleverest Advertorial Ever?

Ten lawsuits—or the equivalent thereof in free BoA customer education PowerPoints—for operative "Lauren P."

"PERHAPS NO ROOM IN THE WHITE HOUSE IS MORE CLOSELY ASSOCIATED WITH THE PRESIDENCY." - Arianna Huffington's Internet Tendency is careful to hedge on its necessary contextualization of the Oval Office.

Left-Wing Liberal Blogs To Destroy Sanctity Of White House Pool Reports

The most challenging investigative task a prominent Washington journalist could ever face in his or her career is to cover the White House Pool Report beat, where our greatest reporters take turns following the President during off-hours -- just...

Lady On Website Wonders If Sarah Palin Is Real Or Not

This e-mail made us sad. "In her column, Suzy offers her two cents on Sarah's interview with Oprah, with the key takeaway is whether Sarah is real or not." This "Suzy" sounds like a keeper, HEHNGNN? Second most depressing...

The HuffPo Has A Scoop!

As tipster "Geoff" notes, the economy is much worse than we'd thought.

Washington Post Passes Froomkin To Huffington Post For Victory!

Here's some happy news: Fired WashingtonPost.com columnist Dan Froomkin has been hired by the Huffington Post to run the monster-blog's new DC bureau. Now mean old neocon Charles Krauthammer and his faux-liberal enablers at the Washington Post can't get...

HER LOSS: LANDRIEU DEFINITELY NOT AT BRITNEY CONCERT: The Huffington Post has run with this "gossip blog"'s reported confirmed life-defining economy-saving news report about Eric Cantor going to see old Britney Spears sing last night, and they have gotten...

SEXY NEW WINGNUTS!: The readers of the Huffington Post have selected this young man, the 27-year-old Aaron Schock of Peoria, Illinois, as the "hottest freshman" in Congress this year. Sorry ladies, he's a Republican! His prize will be 45...

A Fun Week-Too-Late Game Of Obama Hyperbole — Thanks, HuffPo!

Usually as we're going through our "All New Items" tab on Google Reader and come to a batch of HuffPo articles, we scroll down as fast as possible for about 10 seconds while closing our eyes and clutching our...

Arianna Huffington Has Unique Take On Clinton Appointment

We'll put this nicely since we don't wish to become victims of Gawker-style HuffPo blogroll revenge: GIVE THE POOR DUO A CHANCE, FAIREST ARIANNA! She writes in this column of hers, "It's a Nora Ephron romantic comedy. When Hillary...

WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN?: Your Wonkette will now link you to a Huffington Post page that excerpts a New York Times article about the Recession possibly celebrating its first birthday now, according to math and economists. Rather than...

John McCain Wants All ‘Joe The Plumbers’ In America To Send Him Amateur Porn Clips

Oh yes my friends, there is definitely a "JohnMcCain.com/Joe" site up and running now, and it's a contest. How do you like that logo? It's styled after a traditional blue collar name tag, for perhaps a set of overalls...