Trump just making shit up, Congress pusses out for big money (again), and Nikki Haley says mean things to Russia. Your morning news brief.
Trump tries to silence his witnesses, Kris Kobach gets schooled in court, and Florida might actually pass some gun control. Your morning news brief.
This does not even include the $31,000 dining set.
Such a shitshow it almost woke Ben Carson up!
Trump administration appointee makes excellent use of time. Then again, when they do their jobs, that's actively bad for America...
Santa Mueller has a present for Paul Manafort, Trump's cabinet is hiding from the press, and Mike Huckabee goes to the movies. Your morning news brief.
Trump dumps the UN, Democrats gear up for 2018, and Ivanka's money laundering problem. Your morning news brief.
Wherein Maxine Waters tricks a sleeping Ben Carson into disagreeing with Donald Trump.
Mark Zuckerberg, he's sorry, he swears. Your morning news brief!
Ted Cruz secretly starts CruzCare, Chris Christie beaches himself, and Josh Groban schools Trumpkin Twitter trolls.
You thought Ben Carson was as bad as HUD could get, didn't you?
Mike Pence lawyers up, Jared Kushner is under the spotlight, and Russian mobsters? Oh my! Your morning news brief!
Oh Ben Carson and Betsy DeVos, will you ever stop giving?
The House tries to vote on Health care, Ben Carson tours a poor house, and REXXON is clearing out Foggy Bottom. Your morning news brief!
Fuck the poors, though. And the environment. And the arts. All that stuff is lame.
Just think of all the Freedom!