The Pic That Lauched a Thousand Sick Fan Fics
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
If Mike’s courtship of Iowans is nearly as effective as his courtship of Chuck Norris obviously was, Romney’s got a touch fight ahead of himself. When even the hyper-masculine Chuck can’t resist Mike’s limpid brown eyes, his soft jowls and his dreamy little smiles, how will those Iowa voters escape his clutches?
If Mike’s courtship of Iowans is nearly as effective as his courtship of Chuck Norris obviously was, Romney’s got a touch fight ahead of himself. When even the hyper-masculine Chuck can’t resist Mike’s limpid brown eyes, his soft jowls and his dreamy little smiles, how will those Iowa voters escape his clutches?