Tag: Howard Dean

Wonkagenda: September 28th, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

Hillary Clinton Just Screwing Around In Red States Now, For LOLs

Hillary is trolling and baiting the Trump campaign QUITE beautifully right now.
No, Bill, we haven't forgotten.

DNC Night Two: How Many Hours Will Bill Clinton Talk Tonight? Here Is Your Livebloog!

Night Two of the DNC started with the formal nomination of Hillary Clinton as U.S. America's first female major party nominee
That thing will never fly. Center of gravity is all out of whack.

Everything You Need To Know About Iowa’s Hot Throbbing Caucus: A Wonksplainer

After all the campaigning and stump speeches and far fewer corndog-eating photos than we would have hoped for, the Big Day is finally here: Happy Birthday, Pauly Shore! Also, it's the Iowa Caucus, a mysterious ritual that nobody cared...
When your elitist liberal friend says he wants to get a college education.

No One Cares About Candidates’ College Degrees, Wingnuts Upset Anyway Because It Is A Day

Sweet merciful Yahweh, are we really going to have to spend the next year and a half debating the merits of a college education for presidential candidates? Apparently we are, if the recent hooting over Rand Paul and Scott Walker...

Rick Santorum: Stop Imposing Your Values On Me While I Am Imposing My Values On These Ladies And Their Slut Pills

Ohaithere, Rick Santorum! Now that you've made a movie about magic candles that help Christians get pregnant, what else is in your quiver? How about the Constitution's guarantee of the freedom to be free of others imposing their values...

A Children’s Treasury Of Derp: Your Weekend Roundup Of Dumbth

Welcome to another edition of our Derp Roundup, that collection of virtual floor sweepings that are too stoopid to completely ignore but not worth a full-length post. To start with, let's give an Excellence In Trolling medal to the...

What Strange Terrorist Ads Will Air During Tonight’s Debate?

Are you one of those humans who watches the Super Bowl "for the commercials," which are always uniformly terrible? This is why those of us who live in Washington watch presidential debates! Oh the interest groups, they love buying...

Anthony Weiner SMACKS DOWN Peggy Noonan, With SMACK DOWN

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy The prodigal video, it has finally arrived, praise Jeebus: delightful Rep. Anthony Weiner yelling at old moron Her Highness Madame Regina WordGod Peggy Noonan, who is piiiiiiiissssssed. Sit...

Let Us Now Speculate On Subjects Regarding Fatal Brain Cancer and Contesting Coward Presidents

In case you didn't get the memo, on Twitter: Thomas Friedman is still a dumb asshole. Sean Hannity is a "strong voice," a Castrato, actually. Howard Dean, who quit The Politics forever so he could spend more time staring...

Wonkette Went To Virginia For A Town Hall, And Randall Terry Went Nuts, The End

See, there he is! Randall Terry, who is somewhere between 37 and 124 years old, brought his Anti-Babykilling World Tour to the peaceful Virginia money cave of Reston yesterday evening to disrupt Rep. Jim Moran's health care town hall,...

TUT TUT, HOWARD DEAN, TUT, TUT: It's nice that Howard Dean keeps going on the teevee to argue for strong, progressive health care reforms, but we agree with young communist Ezra Klein that it's... snooty, maybe?.. for Dean to...

Howard Dean On The Public Option: ‘Don’t Knock It Till You Rock It’

Your Wonkette Intern spent a delightful afternoon this past Tuesday with famed Obama apostle Howard Dean, who preached the Health Care gospel and even cured leprosy with his gentle touch. The sermon was hosted by none other than Kremlin...

Nate Silver Calls It For Deeds; McAuliffe Is New Howard Dean

Nate Silver and the nerdlingtons at FiveThirtyEight are liveblogging the Virginia election results (which are hidden and secret) and have called it, meaning it is officially over, by law: "7:45 EDT : OK, the 538 decision desk is calling...

Backlog Wonk’d: Arlen Specter Watches The Baseball, Hitchens Enjoys Noel Coward, Tony Perkins Throws Off ‘Vibes’

What a fantastic spring it's been in DC, what with the terrible muggy spell in early May, and now there's nothing but terrible swampy grossness ahead! Fortunately, DC's "celebrities" can be spotted both in- and out of doors, where...

Howard Dean To Become New Jim Cramer

Doctor Howard Dean got a new job! He will be a "regular contributor" on CNBC, the important business channel which features idiots screaming at each other all day as the stock market does whatever it does -- up some...