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In 2015, The Supreme Court forced all Americans to do gay to each other's butts within the bonds of holy homosexual matrimony, and the...

What up, Jeb? Besides losing for president and trying to win supporters who will never come, because you are so pathetic? Oh, we see,...

At the end of January, we all giggled together about how LOL, David Daleiden of the Center For Medical Progress, the guy who made...

It's been a while since we've had a legit reason to check in with Phil Robertson, the boy matriarch of the "Duck Dynasty" teevee...

Seems like not a day goes by lately where some unelected lawyer in a robe or elected politician wearing pants of some sort doesn't...

It's happening! After a solid week of Donald Trump suggesting, with all the subtlety of a hydraulic jackhammer, that it sure would be a shame...

It's a brand new year, and a brand new iteration of the same old bunch of angerbears in the Wonkette Comments. Our featured comments...

Updated: See end of post You know what makes America a great country? We're so exceptional that when we decide it's time to save...

It's been a good five or ten minutes since we checked in on the government in Texas to see what horrible things they are...

Oh, Texas, it was super nice knowing you and letting you be one of our U.S. American states, but there's an invasion coming, and...

Elections matter, y'all. With term-limited Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal leaving office to spend more time begging the Duck Dynasty guys to let him be...

It's a real shame Houston just voted against an ordinance to protect people from being fired just for bein' who they are, innit? This poor...

There are several things we know about the Kim Davis case. For one, the Kentucky clerk is an obvious victim of the homosexual conspiracies, who will...

We got us a whole bunch of freaked-out gun-humpers this week in reply to our story about Ted Cruz's sub-par gun safety, mostly...

Tuesday night, Houston took one giant leap backward for humankind, as the Jenny Jerkoffs who showed up to vote decided to listen to lying...

While we have been made aware that this here is a Christian nation, it says so right in the Bible, and therefore all our...

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