We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.
Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!
It's starting to look like Facebook's complicity in helping Russia get Trump elected is VAST.
It's probably all in their heads. And their lungs. And maybe their bloodstreams.
OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE.
Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.
Has Donald Trump ever had a pet? We don't think any animals would like him. It's also your OPEN THREAD.
Maybe it was an 'explosion,' but really, it was more of a vigorous 'overpressure' and 'rupture' of a container, OK?
Trump already ignores Houston, Kamala Harris is Berning up, and Robert Mueller calls for backup! Your morning news brief!
Idiots: Hurricane Harvey Caused By Lesbians Witches Katy Perry Abortion Illuminati And Democrats, But NOT CLIMATE CHANGE!!1!
If you've been wondering how this all might be Katy Perry's fault, you have come to the right place.
It's like Three Mile Island, but with 'organic peroxides.' Not the good safe hippie kind of 'organic,' either.