Trump obsessed with spies, Michael Cohen's partner flips, and Mick Mulvaney has words about CHIP. Your morning news brief.
Just Some Domestic Terrorists Kidnapping Little Black Boys And Maybe Murdering Some Other Folks Is All
What the holy fuck? Did Get Out have a baby with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Remember, his nickname is Governor Goodhair, not Secretary Smartbrain.
John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.
The 'lock 'em up!' list just keeps getting longer and longer.
Trump Still Gets A ’10’ On Puerto Rico. If We Are Talking About The Number Of People With Both Water And Power.
It's Trump's Katrina, except not enough people are noticing, because he's also Trump's Trump.
We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.
Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.
Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!
Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.
BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!
It's starting to look like Facebook's complicity in helping Russia get Trump elected is VAST.
It's probably all in their heads. And their lungs. And maybe their bloodstreams.
OPEN YOUR EYES, SHEEPLE.
Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.