Tag: houston

Paranoid Trump Searches For Spies. Wonkagenda For Wed., May 23, 2018

Trump obsessed with spies, Michael Cohen's partner flips, and Mick Mulvaney has words about CHIP. Your morning news brief.

Just Some Domestic Terrorists Kidnapping Little Black Boys And Maybe Murdering Some Other Folks Is All

What the holy fuck? Did Get Out have a baby with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Rick Perry Is Stupid

Remember, his nickname is Governor Goodhair, not Secretary Smartbrain.

2018 Midterm Madness: Democrats In Texas’ 7th Shooting Rockets Up John Culberson’s Lazy Ass.

John Culberson has friends in high places, and Democrats want to bring him back down to Earth.

Trump ICE Thug Wants To Deport Jerry Brown — Get This, For *Human Trafficking*

The 'lock 'em up!' list just keeps getting longer and longer.

Trump Still Gets A ’10’ On Puerto Rico. If We Are Talking About The Number Of People With Both Water And Power.

It's Trump's Katrina, except not enough people are noticing, because he's also Trump's Trump.
P.S.: I am not a crank

Deleted Comments: I’m Against Abortion, So I Wish You’d Been Miscarried. I’ll Pray For You.

We said bad words about Sarah Huckabee Poot Lips Sanders. What discussing pugs we are!
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Emails: I Will Shoot You For Sarah Huckabee Sanders. PS THIS IS NOT A THREAT

We said a swear about the White House press secretary, and boy are our arms tired.

Trump Amputates Healthcare For Poors. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 13, 2017

Trump breaks healthcare, Ryan Zinke flies his own freaky corrupt flag, and Wilbur Ross will shove Trump Tax Cuts (For Rich People Only) down your throat. Your morning news brief.

Trump Thinks Puerto Rico Has Been Mollycoddled Enough. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct 12, 2017

Shit in Puerto Rico gets serious, Rose McGowan suspended from Twitter for being worse than nazis we guess, and Hannity is blowing Trump on national TV. Your morning news brief!

Trump Pisses Off Puerto Rico. Wonkagenda for Oct. 4, 2017

Trump pissed off Puerto Rico, REXXON is mouthing off, and Megyn Kelly LOVES the NRA. Your morning news brief.

Texas GOP Once Again Free To Fuck Houston In Ass, Now That TV Cameras Are Gone

BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches!

Jesus, Facebook, Does Russia Have A Pee Tape Of You Too?

It's starting to look like Facebook's complicity in helping Russia get Trump elected is VAST.

Texas First Responders Sue After Perfectly Harmless Chemical Not-Explosion Made Them Sick

It's probably all in their heads. And their lungs. And maybe their bloodstreams.

FEMA To Run Out Of Money By Friday. Good Thing No Disasters Are On The Way!

Somebody really needs to explain free-market economics to these unruly hurricanes.