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Tag: houses

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Jimmy Carter Built That

We have some Nice Time for you, and it is Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter building more houses for more people, as they do. This Habitat for Humanity house is in Fort Worth, Texas, one of over a hundred homes...

Own a ‘Great Piece of History’: Buy Ron Paul’s Dumpy House

Well, this is embarrassing. Ron Paul had an investment that wasn't gold? FOR SALE! You too can fuck where Ron Paul fucked his wife for decades and jerk off where Rand Paul jerked off for the very first time! Only...

‘New American Home’ Is Vulgar Monument To America’s Tacky Dreams

Nothing else legal is as evil as the American Housebuilding Industry. Pretty much everything wrong with this country -- from the oil wars it fights abroad to the morally crippled exurban old people at Tea Party rallies to their...

Andrew Romanoff Sells House To Fund Campaign, Hopes To Be America’s First Homeless Senator

Colorado Democrat Andrew Romanoff is having trouble raising money for his Senate primary campaign against Sen. Michael Bennet, so he decided to go the "desperate homeless man making bad decisions" route, as he sold his house and gave to...

Check Out George Bush’s Sexy New Dallas Home

George W. Bush did indeed buy a house for himself and his wife Laura and his two rat dogs as well! It is in the rich area of Dallas, which is probably a suburb! Look! It cost our president...

Bushes Disrespects America By Planning To Buy A Home, In Dallas

Can you even believe this George Bush. While all of you people and everyone else are having your homes foreclosed by the Subprimes, PRESIDENT MONEYBAGS over here and his smoker wife "Laura" are going to *buy* a home, to...

Mitt Romney Owns Every Mansion On Earth

Everybody knows that poor old John McCain owns so many wonderful luxury homes in Arizona and California and Communist France that he literally has no idea how many wonderful luxury homes he owns -- after all, that's Cindy's accounting...

McCain’s Houses Are Mostly Condos, Which Don’t Count

The DNC has sent us this lovely map of John McCain's houses and airplanes and gnome slaves. Since they've made it terribly unreadable, you may view it full size in right here. But to the point: this is devastating...

McCain Hits Back: ‘Obama Million$ Elite Bitter Cling Arugula Rezko Black’

This thing about John McCain's houses is too good. John McCain cannot remember how many houses he owns, because he doesn't really own any, because his wife inherited most of them. You know, his wife, Cindy -- the same...

Virginia Governor Tim Kaine Cracks Wise About John McCain’s Millions Of Homes

OK, now that thing Peggy Noonan wrote about Tim Kaine's hair makes sense. But that is not the point! The point is Tim Kaine made a crack about how John McCain can't count very high, because John McCain is...

The Bushes Are House Hunting In Dallas!

It's easy to forget that some other guy was president before the McCain/Obama joint rulership of America began. The other guy's name was "George Bush," and he flew around the world dancing with the natives and bombing nonexistent nuke...