Tag: house science committee

Congress Destroyed This Climate Satellite We Needed, Because Have You Seen What Mini-Storage Costs Lately???

The Republican War on Science is already racking up wins against climate monitoring.

Dana Rohrabacher Asks NASA: Was Mars A Good Place To Raise A Kid?

In fact, it's cold as hell
It's Banksy, in a canal, with a spray can.

House Science Committee Celebrates Death Of Facts By Retweeting Fake Breitbart Climate Article

What's that? The House Science Committee retweeted Breitbart? Honey, it IS Breitbart.
Go home, NASA, you're drunk

Republicans Slash Money For NASA Because NASA Might Use It For Science

The House Science Committee, in a move that took absolutely no one by surprise, voted last week to slash NASA's budget for Earth sciences, because apparently the planet we live on has had enough science done to it and doesn't...
Too old for this shit.

The Snake Oil Bulletin Sifts Through The Pseudoscientific Dingleberries Of Dr. Mehmet Oz

Welcome back, pilgrims! It's good to see you've returned to your old friend the Snake Oil Bulletin, the weekly compendium of the latest horsepuckey to plop itself right here on our beloved interwebs. Now normally we focus on a smattering...
Who wouldn't like a nice warm planet?

House Science Committee Solves Climate Change By Just Not Studying It

Good news, America! The House Science Committee is going to help solve global warming and other problems by cutting the funding to study them! If you don't have a bunch of scientists getting rich off climate studies, there won't...
Boondoggle! Government Waste! Volcano Monitoring!

You Will Be Outraged By The Tax Dollars Not Spent On This Dumb Science Thing!

You probably heard about the terrible waste of money where the National Science Foundation threw three million dollars at some stupid scientists who ran shrimp on a treadmill, we bet. It was big news in 2008, and kept on...
Some people say...

Texas Congresstwit: Study Of Internet Spam Is Secret Obama Plot To Silence Conservatives

It must be difficult to live in a world where dark conspiracies are always seeking to destroy America and crush freedom. And lord knows, Our Government has certainly done some seriously nasty stuff! The thing is -- and we're...
The stupid is on fire in here

Jon Stewart To House Science Committee: ‘Are You F-cking Kidding Me?!?!?’ (Video)

Jon Stewart took a moment to talk about the weekend's climate change march in New York, and wondered why it's even necessary to have a march about global warming -- after all, isn't the climate science settled? Ah, but...
It's getting Hoth in herre...

Congress Idiot Explains Global Warming’s Just A Scam To Make Scientists Rich

You sort of have to admire Indiana congresslackwit Larry Bucshon for being an out and out global warming denier, since so many of his more sophistimacated Republican colleagues have decided to avoid the question with the "I'm not a...

Cosmic Fireballs, Water On Mars, And Why House Republicans Are Like Stoned Kids, All In This Week’s Sci-Blog

Hey there, Wonketeers! It's time once again for another appalling Wonkette Sci-Blog. Fire one up and come on in. Sometimes it's just not a good idea to let the Stoned Kid drive. Many years ago a group of us were driving...

House Science Committee Member Paul Broun Has Excellent Reason For Believing Science Is Of The Devil

Last week, we got a friendly reminder of the power of that special, enlightened voting bloc that likes to look at facts and say "no, thank you." We got that reminder in the form of Georgia Rep. Paul Broun...

Hero Rep. Paul Broun Takes Bible-Based Stand Against Hell-Spawned Lies of ‘Science’

Speaking in front of a wall of glassy-eyed dead deer to an audience of glassy-eyed Christians at last month's 2012 Sportsman's Banquet at Hartwell, GA's Liberty Baptist Church, serial Obama-speech-boycotter Rep. Paul Broun (R-JesusJesusJesusland) single-handedly disproved evolution and the...