Tag: house republicans

House GOP Won’t Investigate Russia’s Own Michael Flynn, It’s Not Like He’s Hillary Clinton!

They just can't bear to investigate Mike Flynn, because he's not Hillary Clinton.

Jake Tapper Ain’t Havin’ NONE Of Kellyanne Conway’s Nonsense

BAD JOB AGAIN, KELLYANNE.
Get ready to be sick of winning

Donald Trump Saves Eight Congressional Ethics Jobs From Going To Mexico! (OR DOES HE?)

DEAR MEDIA: STOP GIVING DONALD TRUMP CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDN'T DO.

House Republicans Murder Congressional Ethics Office, Because They’re Already So Ethical

What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.

Donald Trump Will Totally Abandon His Business Empire, Ayup You Betcha, Sounds Legit To Us!

If you believe Trump, we've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you.
Huh. Usually it's the pants.

Donald Trump Goes Over Bigly With Republican Senators In ‘Dumpster Fire’ Of A Meeting

Donald Trump met with Senate Republicans Thursday, and only a few of them openly stuck out their tongues and went 'Thhpppppbbbbttt!' right in his face. Trumpmentum is clearly building.
You have GOT to be freaking kidding me.

Dammit, Loretta Lynch Won’t Put Hillary Clinton In Email Jail Either!

Probably because Hillary bribed her, ayup, that's the ticket, you bet.

House Republican Dingbats Find New Thing To Investigate, And It Is House Democrats!

Did you know the House Democrats' gun control sit-in was very rude and against the rules? Let's punish them!
Yep, she's worried. Look at the fear in her eyes.

House GOP Wants To Investigate Hillary’s Emails, Because That’s Gone So Well In The Past

Ooh, ooh! Maybe they could investigate Benghazi some more while they're at it!

Benghazi Ambassador’s Sister Would Like Republicans To STFU And Stop Blaming Hillary

What, you mean the Republicans on the Benghazi committee actually don't speak for the families? You don't say!

GOP Benghazi Press Conference Basically Just Trey Gowdy Stepping Repeatedly On Own Dick

Tuesday's Republican Benghazi press conference was as pathetic as you'd imagine.
Winning the day.

House Republican Benghazi Report Fails To Convict Hillary Clinton Of Murder AGAIN

Who could have imagined the Benghazi investigation would have been a giant waste of all our time and money?

Democrats Release Benghazi Report Saying Hillary Not Murderer, How Is That Even Possible?

But surely Trey Gowdy will still find the smoking gun, yeah?
Could we borrow a little of that Ebola panic?

House GOP Knows What’s Worse Than Deformed Zika Virus Babies, And It Is Planned Parenthood

The GOP can't be bothered to save the Zika babies, because they're too busy saving the babies from Planned Parenthood! Wait, what?

Texas Republican Figures It’s Cool To Screw The Gays Since Pulse Club Victims Were Just Hispanics

Why do those gays want to be protected from discrimination? Didn't Pete Sessions already send thoughts and prayers?