Tag: house republicans
DEAR MEDIA: STOP GIVING DONALD TRUMP CREDIT FOR THINGS HE DIDN'T DO.
What, you don't trust Republicans to police themselves? PFFFFFFFT.
If you believe Trump, we've got a bridge to nowhere to sell you.
Donald Trump met with Senate Republicans Thursday, and only a few of them openly stuck out their tongues and went 'Thhpppppbbbbttt!' right in his face. Trumpmentum is clearly building.
Probably because Hillary bribed her, ayup, that's the ticket, you bet.
Did you know the House Democrats' gun control sit-in was very rude and against the rules? Let's punish them!
Ooh, ooh! Maybe they could investigate Benghazi some more while they're at it!
What, you mean the Republicans on the Benghazi committee actually don't speak for the families? You don't say!
Tuesday's Republican Benghazi press conference was as pathetic as you'd imagine.
Who could have imagined the Benghazi investigation would have been a giant waste of all our time and money?
But surely Trey Gowdy will still find the smoking gun, yeah?
The GOP can't be bothered to save the Zika babies, because they're too busy saving the babies from Planned Parenthood! Wait, what?
This is what raising hell looks like.
Why do those gays want to be protected from discrimination? Didn't Pete Sessions already send thoughts and prayers?
Pelosi can't stop chuckle-snorting about what a weenus Paul Ryan is, and it's GREAT.
This is why elections matter y'all. Even the boring, unsexy midterm ones.