Tag: house of representatives

Frank Luntz Could Be Dumbest Fuck On Earth If He Applied Himself

Frank Luntz has thoughts about the GA-06 special election. They are very bad thoughts.

We Will Have Karen Handel To Kick Around Anymore!

Turn that frown sort of sideways, let's see how that looks huh?

Congress Will Put All The Teen Sexters IN JAIL, Where They Obviously Belong!

The House of Representatives has passed a bill that could send teen sexters to jail for 15 YEARS.

FUCK YOU PAUL RYAN, FUCK YOU IN THE BOTTOM WITH A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL

LOL! Paul Ryan chit-chatted about how Putin might be paying Trump in June 2016! Haha funny!

Lazy Trump Already Gone For Weekend, Because He Doesn’t DO Fridays

Imagine if he had Hillary Clinton's work ethic. Wait no, don't imagine that.

Maybe Bestest GOP Senator Ever Susan Collins Can Get Trump’s Taxes For Us!

Sen. Collins said the Senate Intelligence Committee might subpoena Trump's tax returns! MAKE IT SO, SENATOR.

Donald Trump Picked A Fight With Legislative Badass John Lewis. It Wasn’t His First Mistake

Donald Trump tweeted out a tantrum after John Lewis called said he was not legitimate.

House Democrats SO PISSED OFF At James Comey Right Now. Let’s Irresponsibly Speculate Why!

Wonder what Comey could have said that made ALL THE DEMOCRATS blow a gasket.

Grifty Rep. Duncan Hunter Having John Ashcroft Boob-Draping Moment

Say, you know WHO ELSE tore down 'degenerate art?'

America Didn’t Want All That Pretty Federal Land Anyway. Thanks, House GOP!

Nature: What is it good for?

Some Idiot Dabbed At Paul Ryan, And Other Stuff. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 4, 2017

The GOP has a REALLY bad day, NAACP protests Jeff Sessions, and Bill O'Reilly hates Hollywood commies! Your morning news brief!
Also a TrekkER, not a TrekkIE

Nice Time! Congress Votes Unanimously To Protect Nonbelievers’ Rights. What Are They Up To????

'The God I don't believe in is a kind and loving God.' -- Catch-22
Screw the cookies. I want the Foreign Relations Committee

Liz Cheney Wins Wyoming Primary, Prepares To CONQUER HELL

Liz Cheney won the Republican primary for the open House seat in Wyoming, putting her on a path to eventual Overlordhood.

Nancy Pelosi Just Wondering How Many Of You Republicans Are On Slut Pills

Nancy thinks Republicans denying Zika funding because of Planned Parenthood are a buncha birth control-using hypocrites, yep yep yep.

President Obama Calls Trump Dumbass Again, Because Trump Is Being A Dumbass Again

Obama says Trump is 'woefully unprepared' for the presidency, and encourages Republicans like John McCain to grow some balls, please.