Many moons ago, when your Wonkette was edited by a fresh-faced young lad named David Lat, a contest was held to determine the very hottest White House Hottie of all. And some gal named Taylor Hughes, who had been photographed having outdoor hand sex with Karl Rove, was crowned the winner in the female division. MORE »

Hey there, -pedia fans! Do you think that Wikipedia’s too played out and Conservapedia too gay? Then you’ll love Chickipedia, which, as if you don’t know, “is the world’s largest web-based, women-based, wiki-based database of hot chicks on the planet.” Readers input a host of detailed information for each subject, including hookups, hobbies, vices, “dudes she worked with,” and “chicks she worked with.” But while the current user base is good at supplying data on Anna Ortiz and Cameron Diaz and the like, their “Politics” category is sorely lacking! After the jump, we take you through the hellscape, and show you how you can help. MORE »

Americans! You’re no doubt mourning the end of Fred Thompson’s “lazy like a lazy, lazy fox” strategy, which was supposed to provide our hottest First Lady since Frances Cleveland! We’re going to have to console ourselves with the sexy (male) spouses of those weird, unpronounceable people the Foreigns chose to lead their Foreign nations. MORE »

Wonkette’s own Nicolas Sarkozy corespondent has kept you all up to date on l’affaire Bruni, which may result in France having a supermodel/rock star/groupie first lady. Obviously this brings up an important policy-related question, keeping in mind Kissinger’s dictum on power being the ultimate aphrodisiac: Who is the hottest presidential spouse? This week, we start with the top four first ladies. But don’t call us sexist, just shallow! Next week we move on to the first gentlemen, assessing the field before before Bill Clinton’s sad eyes and bad-boy charm blow everyone else out of the water. MORE »

Thanks to Blogenfreude and Chilitos, who bravely searched the internet for pictures of Ginger Cruz after our morning coverage of the little FBI investigation into her and her boss Stu Bowen, we can now bring you video of the little minx. More recent reports of the Iraq IG’s office include accusations that Ginger kept making inappropriate sexual remarks at her male staff and threatened others with hexes. Yay, Ginger, doing her part to bring more equality to sexual harassment and crazy religious pronouncements. [The Guardian]

Here is a picture of a Washington media person. Her name is Bridget Garwood and she works for something called York Zimmerman, Inc., which is apparently a media company in DC. Ms. Garwood is one of the contestants in the “Hottest Media Types, Female, Off Air” contest at Fishbowl DC. We are featuring her photo to give you a totally off-base impression of all the rest of the photos, which do not have nearly so much breasts/scowling. (But Kelly Torrance of the Washington Times does appear to be naked.) There are many lovely ladies from which to choose, including our own star photographer, the lovely Liz Gorman, and we encourage you to vote early and often, for her. The prize is one million (Second Life) dollars. MORE »

Hooray for the freedom of the British sailors who were only following orders and trying to instigate war with Iran! And wow, this gang puts the “hot” back in … uh, “hot-stages.” We are pretty sure they weren’t doing boat patrol in those Justin Timberlake suits. A Wonkette Operative writes:

All of the male British sailors are groomed, dressed in finely tailored suits, and look unbelievably hot (except for the short guy in the middle who looks like a midget lesbian). And then … there’s Faye Turney, who is wearing a denim jumpsuit (as my friend calls them, “Canadian tuxedos”) and HORIZONTAL STRIPES. In ORANGE. She looks like the elderly Russian babushka house mother taking care of a bunch of hot male models who live together in Miami Beach.

Seriously. this may be lost on you guys, but to the gay community, these are the sexiest hostages EVER. Too bad that dumpy bitch is in the picture ruining today’s fantasy.

Who Got the British Sailors Released? [TIME]

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* ABC News chief White House correspondent Martha Raddatz rides dirty with a full clip in her pistola, will put Tony Snow into a coma. [The Swamp]
* U.S. District Court suckers bloggers into covering Scooter Libby trial. [Media Bloggers]
* Like the sun rises in the east, so to shall Al Sharpton run for president. [Wizbang Politics]
* Fred Fielding’s daughter, who worked for Cheney, is definitely hot-for-DC. [TPM Muckracker]
* Bill Nelson thinks Sherrod Brown is a grabastic piece of amphibian shit, makes him drop and do 42. [Hill Blog]
* Louisiana: where racist murders are like cockroaches that survive all manner of natural disasters. [Shakespeare's Sister]

Way back in 1984 — the Van Halen reality, not the George Orwell novel — Alaska’s new governor Sarah Palin was an Alaskan beauty queen. She would’ve been 18 or 19 at the time. The only problem with this great tale is that it appears she was in college in Idaho at the time. Meaning, it’s obviously true. Topless Alaskan beauty queens … hooray for America. MORE »

Hello everybody. This is your guest-blogger here. It’s a well-known fact that the Wonkette regulars have a sick, twistedly sexual, and frankly sad obsession with Katherine Harris. Thus, I thought I’d use this platform to reveal my own secret and much healthier Capitol Hill crush, South Dakota’s at-large Congressperson Stephanie Herseth. That’s her over the right. Isn’t she adorable?

Anyway, usually she keeps a fairly low profile and thus manages to stay off this site’s lecherous radar, but in the last week or so she’s found herself entangled in an imbroglio that involves fake fiances, fake fetuses, and a vandalized Wikipedia article. More on the madness after the jump.

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