Wednesday, July 15: Today, for your dining pleasure, head to Capitol Hill to watch Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole, hand out veggie hot dogs while wearing only strategically placed lettuce leaves. Why, yes, this is the diabolical work of PETA in celebration of National Veggie Dog Day. Get there early to score your very own copy of PETA’s Vegetarian Starter Kit! Starts at noon. [Veggie Dogs] MORE »

Broke John McCain made a stop in South Carolina last Wednesday, and although last Wednesday was like 50 blog-years ago, the details of the event are too timeless for any “news cycle.” As the Austin American-Statesman writes, McCain “demonstrated his love of hot dogs and declared his love of ABBA.” Fortunately the South Carolina crowd did not lynch him, which is usually what they do when confused. MORE »

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