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Who Is This Crazy Hillary Hostage Taker Man?

Friday, November 30th, 2007

hostage1.jpgSo who is this hostage taker man up in New Hampshire? We know for sure that he’s white and hates Hillary and loves violence, so that whittles the suspects down to about 175 million Americans. After the jump, a roundup of some of your — yes, we mean you, commenters — most appealing theories. MORE »


Rumors On The Internets: Underboss of This Holocaust

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

* Tom Daschle will see if he’s got what it takes to sink the Obama campaign. [Political Wire]
* Walnuts! campaign too broke to have separate interns for coffee and donuts. [On Call]
* Even testimony from a “natural family planning” advocate gets a director’s cut. [My Left Nutmeg]
* British hostages in Iran subject to the torture of captivity without iPod. [thisislondon]
* University of Florida soon to have a Jeb Bush School For Kids Who Don’t Read Good. [alligator]
* Australian humor mostly lost on Hillary. [PrezVid]
* Google Maps-Darfur genocide mash-up — is there anything it can’t do? [Reuters


13 Slick Dudes, 1 Midget Lesbian & 1 Babushka

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007


Hooray for the freedom of the British sailors who were only following orders and trying to instigate war with Iran! And wow, this gang puts the “hot” back in … uh, “hot-stages.” We are pretty sure they weren’t doing boat patrol in those Justin Timberlake suits. A Wonkette Operative writes:

All of the male British sailors are groomed, dressed in finely tailored suits, and look unbelievably hot (except for the short guy in the middle who looks like a midget lesbian). And then … there’s Faye Turney, who is wearing a denim jumpsuit (as my friend calls them, “Canadian tuxedos”) and HORIZONTAL STRIPES. In ORANGE. She looks like the elderly Russian babushka house mother taking care of a bunch of hot male models who live together in Miami Beach.

Seriously. this may be lost on you guys, but to the gay community, these are the sexiest hostages EVER. Too bad that dumpy bitch is in the picture ruining today’s fantasy.

Who Got the British Sailors Released? [TIME]