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Rep. Dr. Mike Kennedy, Esq., Will Protect Utah From Dangerous Hospitals

dr mike jd aww yeah
Image via Dr. Mike’s YouTube campaign video People of Utah, did you know you are under threat by monstrous hazards that lurk behind gleaming facades, endangering your very life under the diabolical ruse of helping you avoid death? There could even be one of these hulking terrors right in your own neighborhood.  Fortunately, there is a kindly doctorman fighting to protect you from these deathtraps, these hospitals, by making sure you don’t have access to them. That man is Dr. Mike, J.D., also known as state Rep. Michael S. Kennedy of Utah’s 27th House District. Read more on Rep. Dr. Mike Kennedy, Esq., Will Protect Utah From Dangerous Hospitals…
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Mitch McConnell’s Tea Party Challenger Takes Firm Stand Against Parent-Child Marriage

When we first heard of this Matt Bevin guy who’s running against Mitch McConnell in the Kentucky Republican primary, the only thing we knew about him was that he was a millionaire, a tea partier, and the sort of person who calls Mitch Goddamn McConnell a big-government liberal. Well, now we have a deeper understanding of Mr. Bevin, and what we now understand is that Matt Bevin is kind of loony. He is apparently concerned that if same sex marriage is legalized, the next thing that could happen just might be parents marrying their children. We’ll give him this much: it’s a change from the usual claim that gay marriage will lead to polygamy, pedophilia, or owl-on-turtle relations, so score something for originality. Read more on Mitch McConnell’s Tea Party Challenger Takes Firm Stand Against Parent-Child Marriage…
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A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because…?

Is President Obama going around the White House residence smashing staffers’ fingers because his sheets didn’t have proper hospital corners? The only correct answer can be “yes,” because will you just look at what happened today: “A member of the White House household staff suffered an on-the-job injury Tuesday and may have lost some fingers.” Read more on A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because…?…
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Gabrielle Giffords’ Condition Changed To ‘Serious’ [APPLAUSE]

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords condition is improving and she is now in serious condition at a hospital after being shot in the head about a week ago. The University of Arizona said in a news release Sunday that the congresswoman is continuing to do well. The release says her condition changed from critical to serious because she is no longer on a ventilator. She is breathing on her own. Read more on Gabrielle Giffords’ Condition Changed To ‘Serious’ [APPLAUSE]…
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Obama’s Unpopularity Has Cost Him The Presidency

In-the-tank National Park Service is reporting that 1.8 million people attended Barry’s Inauguration, but some people think the real number was closer to 1 million, meaning Obama is not even technically President. [DC Examiner] Read more on Obama’s Unpopularity Has Cost Him The Presidency…
 

Michelle Obama, Fashion Plate

Here is the candidate’s wife at a children’s hospital in Puerto Rico Wednesday, wearing an insane ruffled-collar shirty deal to fend off the malaria. More photos of her towering over the shrimpy citizens of Puerto Rico in fashionable flats after the jump. Read more on Michelle Obama, Fashion Plate…