Tag: hospitals

Nice Orlando Hospitals Won’t Charge Pulse Victims Any Money For Getting Shot

Because HI, we live in a system in which people have to pay money when they get shot!

Pat Robertson Would Like To Starve All The Drug Addicts To Death, Just Like Jesus Would Have

WHOA IF TRUE, but we don't think Pat Robertson understands the Bible.
The real holocausters, we guess.

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Sesame Street Holocausting Your Children!

Greetings, pilgrims! Saddle on up to the caravan here, and let your old pal Dr. Volpe spin you the tale of a joker-faced jackal-beast who decided to pick a fight with puppets. As you'll soon see, dear reader, up...
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Rep. Dr. Mike Kennedy, Esq., Will Protect Utah From Dangerous Hospitals

People of Utah, did you know you are under threat by monstrous hazards that lurk behind gleaming facades, endangering your very life under the diabolical ruse of helping you avoid death? There could even be one of these hulking terrors right in...

Mitch McConnell’s Tea Party Challenger Takes Firm Stand Against Parent-Child Marriage

When we first heard of this Matt Bevin guy who's running against Mitch McConnell in the Kentucky Republican primary, the only thing we knew about him was that he was a millionaire, a tea partier, and the sort of...

A White House Staffer May Have His Fingers Amputated Because…?

Is President Obama going around the White House residence smashing staffers' fingers because his sheets didn't have proper hospital corners? The only correct answer can be "yes," because will you just look at what happened today: "A member of...

Gabrielle Giffords’ Condition Changed To ‘Serious’ [APPLAUSE]

Rep. Gabrielle Giffords condition is improving and she is now in serious condition at a hospital after being shot in the head about a week ago. The University of Arizona said in a news release Sunday that the congresswoman is...

Obama’s Unpopularity Has Cost Him The Presidency

In-the-tank National Park Service is reporting that 1.8 million people attended Barry's Inauguration, but some people think the real number was closer to 1 million, meaning Obama is not even technically President. Fannie Mae is laying off hundreds of...

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