We’ll spend the weekend wishing we had a $2.5 million book deal — congrats, Valerie! — and disappointment that the new CIA director is probably going to be Gen. Michael V. Hayden (rather than the uber-hot Fran Townsend). But here are a few things that you can do on this glorious spring weekend: MORE »

A day without Katherine Harris on this blog is like a day without sunshine. Fortunately, a reader just brought our attention to this post, at the blog No Pasa Nada. If you scroll down, you’ll encounter this priceless story:

[W]hile I was driving [home] I happened upon a very nice convertible Lexus, attempting to parallel park in a very tiny spot, in which said Lexus wouldn’t have fit in the first place, but whatever. The driver hit the car in front and then the car behind multiple times over. While this was happening, I laughed and watched in awe and then lamented on the fact that there are so many brilliant people in DC and they all drive for shit (present company included). As I get closer to the offending Lexus, I spot a ‘Harris for Senate’ bumper sticker on the back, which caused more eye rolling (it just happens, I swear.)

And when I went past the car and turned to see who the asshat driving? It was none other than the Congresswoman from Florida, Katharine Harris. At which point I scrambled to find the camera phone and when unable to reach for my phone and keep from hitting the car in front of me, I parked - albeit illegally - and ran back down the (one way) street that I had last seen her on and she had vanished.

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We think that our technical problems are getting worked out now, knock on wood. While we wait for the dust to settle, here is another fantastic photo of Katherine Harris (astride a horse once again, but this time in more casual garb): MORE »

In case you had not noticed (and we tried to warn you), text formatting is FUBAR over here today. Rather than make you strain your eyes to read between the naked bits of html character encoding, we are just switching to an all-funny pictures of Katherine Harris format for the rest of the day. Like when the Classic Rock station switched to Jack FM.

Here you go:
Click to enlarge to an obscenely huge size!

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Here is a Picture of Katherine Harris Wearing Pink Spandex and Riding a Horse.

Please please please please please please… MORE »