Tag: horses

Why Won’t Mitt Romney Root For His Wife’s Dumb Horse?

Mitt Romney has taken a look at how they do things over there in old England-Land, and has quickly come to the well-justified conclusion that their Olympics are just a hot metric tonne of garbage compared to the awesome...

Voter Turnout High, White At RNC Secret Ballot Election

The 168 members of the Republican National Committee will cast their secret ballots today to decide who gets to be the next RNC Chair, and exit polls already suggest that Michael Steele lost by a million secret racial slurs....

America’s Saddest Birthday Ever

By the Comics Curmudgeon Birthdays are always a riot when you're young, right? The cake ... the presents ... the party ... it's your day, and your parents are the ones who organize the whole thing. But as...

Alabama Agriculture Commissioner Candidate Makes Awesome, Terrifying Campaign Ad

Here's Dale Peterson, who is just a little bit INTENSE, especially about his mealy-mouthed jackass opponents in the Republican primary who are just doing such terrible stuff like stealing signs and making jokes on the Facebook. Is this a...

Vladimir Putin Went a-Ridin’

Well what else do we have for today's special picture series, "Insane World Leaders Looking Insane Again"? How about Ren Faire sex hero Vladimir Putin, the once and future Dwarf Lord of Russia, clad in the fur-skins of eleven...

JUST LIKE IN THAT MOVIE, TWILIGHT: "WEST DEPTFORD -- A 61-year-old South Jersey man is in custody after being arrested on charges he delivered a fake horse’s head to the Gloucester County office of Senate President Steve Sweeney." God...

The Opposite Of Progress

By the Comics CurmudgeonHey, kids, remember your civics class, where you learned that there are other parts of the government that aren't currently controlled by Muslims? There's the so-called "Supreme Court," which everyone ignores most of the time...

SOUTHERN GOTHIC: "Rielle Hunter childhood horse assassination hands election to Obama."

Tim Kaine Talks To Reporters At Creepy Horse-Drowning Festival

Imaginary Democratic vice presidential frontrunner Gov. Tim Kaine is now being harassed by the press all over his weird state of Virginia. He told reporters this morning that he doesn't "have any idea about where the process is" and...

Gossip Roundup: Afternoon Tea

Gonna Party Like It’s 1994

First, They Took Our Horse Meat …