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YES WE CAN 2:38 pm February 24, 2009

Historical First-Ever President Barack Obama Congressional Address Drinking Game!

It’s been a long hard road, people. We’ve had some hard times, havin’ some hard times still. But fellow Americans, one thing is true, so undeniably true: George W. Motherfucking Bush Junior is gone. Yes he is! Feels good. Feels good knowing that ignorant motherfucker is back in Dallas, let Texas have him back, right? [...]

FUNNY JOKES ABOUT POOR BLACK PEOPLE WHO DROWNED 1:47 am September 2, 2008

John McCain Laughs About Katrina, FEMA

by Ken Layne

Oh god that horrible imitation of a human laugh. “Well, heh heh heh, at least no Arabian horses died. Heh heh heh heh.” HILARIOUS. Only thousands of poor black people died, after Katrina. And McCain made a super funny joke about how doomed flunkie Michael Brown — the FEMA chief who previously worked for an [...]

CONSPIRACY 12:41 am August 26, 2008

Meth-Mouths Jailed In Obama Assassination Plot

by Ken Layne

Depending on your sources & your level of paranoia, either a couple of racist dingbats were arrested around Denver’s trashier motels Monday, or an elaborate plot to assassinate Barack Obama was busted up by clever Colorado cops. In any case, a trio of local losers are now in jail (again), and at least one of [...]

FREEDOM COMES TO TOWN 5:15 pm August 14, 2008

Finally, We Can Have Guns In D.C.

by Ken Layne

Ever since its founding by George Washington in 17-whatever-something, the District of Columbia has never heard the thrilling ring of gunfire. Finally, after more than two centuries of firearm-free boredom, Washington will get its very first guns, this month!

PORN CONTESTS 1:38 pm August 8, 2008

Why Is This Guy A Republican? Well, Isn’t It Obvious?

by Jim Newell

Now’s good a time as any to check in on some of the finalists for the GOP’s “Why Are You A Republican In 2008?” YouTube contest. This is SHAWN SUMMERS. 18 YEARS OLD. RESIDENT OF UPPER ST. CLAIR PENNSYLVANIA. COLLEGE STUDENT. REPUBLICAN. USERNAME: “JEDIMASTER51090.” WILL SAVE PARTY IMMEDIATELY. [YouTube]

ELECTED OFFICIALS IN THIS COUNTRY 4:52 pm June 20, 2008

Erudite Congressman Explains How Liberal Democrats Communicate

by Jim Newell

Holy crap, did you know there’s a Republican Congressman named “Thad McCotter”? That was the actual name of every Congressman to serve before 1900. But the McCotter Who Survived, here, is a wonderful educator, too! Look at him explain, on the House floor, and with a ruler, the art of “Speaking Democrat.” He proves that [...]

DC 12:30 pm May 6, 2008