Tag: horror

John McCain Laughs About Katrina, FEMA

Oh god that horrible imitation of a human laugh. "Well, heh heh heh, at least no Arabian horses died. Heh heh heh heh." HILARIOUS. Only thousands of poor black people died, after Katrina. And McCain made a super funny...

Meth-Mouths Jailed In Obama Assassination Plot

Depending on your sources & your level of paranoia, either a couple of racist dingbats were arrested around Denver's trashier motels Monday, or an elaborate plot to assassinate Barack Obama was busted up by clever Colorado cops. In any...

Finally, We Can Have Guns In D.C.

Ever since its founding by George Washington in 17-whatever-something, the District of Columbia has never heard the thrilling ring of gunfire. Finally, after more than two centuries of firearm-free boredom, Washington will get its very first guns, this month! Nobody...

Why Is This Guy A Republican? Well, Isn’t It Obvious?

Now's good a time as any to check in on some of the finalists for the GOP's "Why Are You A Republican In 2008?" YouTube contest. This is SHAWN SUMMERS. 18 YEARS OLD. RESIDENT OF UPPER ST. CLAIR PENNSYLVANIA....

Erudite Congressman Explains How Liberal Democrats Communicate

Holy crap, did you know there's a Republican Congressman named "Thad McCotter"? That was the actual name of every Congressman to serve before 1900. But the McCotter Who Survived, here, is a wonderful educator, too! Look at him explain,...