Tag: horror

Haha, remember when your Comics Curmudgeon used to literally read every single political cartoon barfed out by America's political cartooning class, every week, and...

Good morning, liberals! Did you spend yesterday carefully poring over the extremely long The New York Times article about the list of people...

Here is a number we've seen bouncing around this week that really makes us want to fire up the old Yule Log, in the...

What are the nation's nervous mid-level financial managers up to this week? Oh, just freaking the hell out, and making weirdly vague flyers on...

Because so many millions of American children are plopped in front of the teevee to watch Sesame Street instead of getting any breakfast, what...

Icon of personal responsibility Chris Christie paid a visit to the fiends at Fox News yesterday, and as this screenshot shows, he nearly caused...

Here's a fun statistic covering the past decade of people simply trying to walk somewhere in this no-crosswalk no-sidewalk nation of drive-thrus and six-lane...

Delightful news, America: Even though Arizona has been shunned by conferences and business travelers and entertainers and tourists with money ever since the "Arrest...

Surely you’ve been wondering lately, “HMMM, what makes better Hanukkah reading: Sarah Palin’s new book, or that infinite library of Wikileak’d State Department telegrams?"...

Without the turkey-slaughter stylings of Miss Wasilla, how could any of us really enjoy Thanksgiving? Here's the dropout governor of Alaska before she ditched...

OKAY, ONE MORE PELOSI ANIMATED GIF: Nothing will ever compete with the 21st Century pop-art masterpiece that is today's Wall of Pelosi animated gif...

What kind of DC buildings generally require a large room called a "confessional," hmmm? Maybe churches? But nobody builds churches anymore. Maybe Michael Steele's...

When word of a surprise new Bob Dylan studio album reached your Wonkette on March 20, we wondered what sort of Actual Hell this...

This might seem nuts, but it turns out that the combination of Twitter and the Pig-Bird-Mexican flu pandemic is a whole lot of Wrong....

You know what we love more than anything, at Wonkette? Birthdays! Love 'em love 'em love 'em. And there's nothing better than a sixth...

It's been a long hard road, people. We've had some hard times, havin' some hard times still. But fellow Americans, one thing is true,...

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