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Hey, Why Not Use A Horrible Baby Murderer To Scare Everyone About Trans People Pooping?

A Nevada Assembly candidate is attempting to incite transgender restroom panic with a robocall mentioning a notorious murder of a little girl in a casino restroom. Problem is, almost everything in the ad is a lie. Anything to win, right?

Bill Cosby Fails To Sedate Appeals Court

A Pennsylvania appeals court thinks Bill Cosby's a really funny guy, and laughed out of court his argument that he couldn't be prosecuted in a sexual assault case. Cosby had claimed he was immune because a prosecutor promised not...
Or if you're a kid in her court, serving Life.

World’s Best Judge Sends 3 Children To Juvie — Indefinitely — For Refusing To Have Lunch With Dad (UPDATED)

Update: New developments; see end of post. Let's all raise a glass to our own common sense today, as we can all celebrate the fact that we have a hell of a lot more of it than Oakland County...

Scott Walker’s Wife Makes Strong Bid to be Grifter-in-Chief

Oh good lord it is impossible to go back and see how many times we've had to write about horrible semi-human Scott Walker and money. We have approximately eleventy-gillion tabs open right now looking at past Wonkette missives about...

Can You Guess Which Congresscritter Cast Lone ‘No’ Vote On Actually Sane Bill About ‘Lunatics’?

Here at Wonkette, we never ever forget to be unrelentingly smug and cynical about the U.S. House of Representatives. And really, why the hell not?  They're a veritable parade of horribles. See, for example, everything Ron Paul has ever...

Meet Your New Vice Presidential Candidate, The One and Only History’s Greatest Monster, Paul Ryan

Well how about that. Mitt Romney has chosen that nice young Boy Scout from down the street who's offered to fix our finances, Rep. Paul Ryan, to be his presidential running mate. A few things about Paul Ryan: He...

NICE TRY, FRAUDBOT: Oh looky, she's changed her story: "The student, Ashley Todd, of College Station, Texas, initially said a black man robbed her at knifepoint Wednesday night and then cut her cheek after seeing a McCain sticker on...