Too bad they’re not filled with Obama’s birth certificates, from Moscow, in Saudi Arabia. Please let’s have the Supreme Court stop this fraud president before Washington becomes, somehow, filled with garbage! [YouTube]

• Do not bother trying to kayak to the Inauguration. [DCist]
• Obama went to his favorite mosque today, the 19th St. Baptist Church. [WTOP]
• Welcome to town! Try not to be a total dick. [Urbzen]
• The “We Are One” concert was a special event of some kind, involving Beyonce singing “America the Beautiful,” Obama and Lincoln doing a terrorist fist bump, and Sheryl Crow probably singing for seven fucking hours, about nothing. [USA Today]
• If you’re lucky enough to still have a job and still have a job that still honors federal holidays, you can still volunteer for some Hopey event tomorrow, in your area, for service! [USA Service]
• You people think this is the dumbest souvenir Obama T-shirt in D.C. this week? HA, wait until you see Newell’s. [Washington City Paper]