May 27, 2012
hope
Liveblogging Barack Obama’s Campaign Speech To Germany
by Ken Layne 1:25 pm July 24, 2008
Mean old John McCain was all, “Oh yeah, boy? Go fight The Kaiser in Nazi Germany like I did, then we’ll see who was tortured.” So Barack Obama got on a plane and went to Germany, via every other country in the world, and now he’s going to give his famous speech! We are going [...]
Walnuts: Don’t Hope For Anything Good To Happen If I’m In Charge
by Jim Newell 11:40 am July 8, 2008
Here’s a new “biographical” ad from John McCain, where we learn — get this — that while a bunch of hippie anarcho-pinkist fags like 7-year-old Barack Obama spent five years mud-fucking on the AIDSy grounds of Woodstock in the 1960s, McCain was at a subprime torture hotel in Vietnam. The ad concludes with a number [...]
George Lucas, who created Star Wars and Raiders of the Lost Ark three decades ago and has spent all his time since then trying to ruin them, says his new hero is Barack Obama. In Japan promoting the latest Indiana Jones movie, the Lucasfilm billionaire said he loves Barry so much because “for all of [...]
Barack Obama Thanks Shepard Fairey For All The Free Propaganda
by Sara K. Smith 2:41 pm March 6, 2008
David Brooks Writes About Some Weird Obama Cancer
by Jim Newell 11:38 am February 19, 2008
A Children’s Treasury of Overblown Huffington Posts About Obama’s Victory
by Ken Layne 2:23 pm January 4, 2008
