OUR BANKRUPT COMMUNIST NATION: “The best news for people afraid of ‘change’ is that the new president will have about twenty bucks to run the federal government for the next four or eight or hundred years.” [AOL Political Machine]

Yikes! The markets are closed and so are you. The Dow ended down 373 — more than 3% — and the S&P 500 dropped nearly 4%. But there’s good news if you are, say, a Saudi Prince: Oil shot the hell up by $16 a barrel, the biggest single-day climb since the Van Halen album 1984. Why do investors hate Hank Paulson’s plan to nationalize the collapsing U.S. economy while destroying capitalism and providing crucial help to the nation’s starving hedge-fund managers? [Marketwatch/Bloomberg]