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Hey did you hear Barack Obama is doing this worldwide terror tour with his senator friends? Look at those crowds, of soldiers! (Yes, also a lot of them are black. This is true in real life, too.) We can’t really hear what Obama is saying, but he gets a lot of applause, and then he makes a THREE-POINTER FROM DOWNTOWN and he hasn’t even changed into workout clothes. [YouTube]
![The door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard, and the jello's jiggling!](http://wonkette.com/assets/resources/2008/02/obama_basketball_africa.jpg" "The door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard, and the jello's jiggling!")
The high-school basketball star once known as “Barry O’Bomber” is now offering Indiana high-schoolers the chance to be humiliated by his graceful game. Hopeful children are encouraged to register 20 other children to vote, as long as they’ll turn 18 by the November 4 general election, and then a lucky winner will get to play some 3-on-3 with Barack Obama.
