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Posts Tagged ‘hookers’

WASHINGTON POST

So What Are The Differences Between Spitzer’s $4,300 Hooker And Common Street Whores?

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

She's putting a gerbil up his ass.Confused by Eliot Spitzer’s need for a super-premium $4,300 hooker? The Washington Post assigned two (2) staff writers to investigate the differences a wealthy man such as the whore addict Eliot Spitzer might notice between, say, a $4,300 fancy New York courtesan and a $30 crack whore in D.C. The differences may surprise you! MORE »


DEMOCRATS

Gov. Spitzer Is Expected To Resign

Monday, March 10th, 2008


Yes Governor Spitzer (D-NY) is widely expected to resign from his hallowed office because he sexed ladies for money! America will always remember him fondly for being one of the first brave Democrats to reclaim hypocritical sex scandals from the Republicans. [FOX News]


DEMOCRATS

All You Need Is A Bunch Of Hippie Obama Endorsements

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008


Sure, Hopeful Barack Obama just got a bunch of endorsements from important political constituencies such as the mostly naked nymphs of American Apparel, the wealthy elderly survivors of the Grateful Dead, “jam band” hero Dave Matthews and teevee’s Dr. McCoy DeForest Kelly Oscar(TM)-winner Forest Whitaker. But what about half-dead pop groups from 40 years ago? [Funny Or Die]


SCANDALS

Hookers, Hawaii and Hot Tubs!

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

randy.jpgMeet our newest correspondent, the very talented Seth Hettena, author of Feasting on the Spoils. For his first story, he writes about hookers, Hawaii and hot tubs. Oh, and how Rep. Randy “Duke” Cunningham and defense contractor Brent Wilkes really, really like them. MORE »


TOP

Cummer Never Ends: DiFatta, Craig, and the Oral Roberts Cougar

Friday, October 5th, 2007

lindsayroberts.jpgIt’s October, so why is it still so goddamn hot? And why are politicians still getting busted for perversions and sexcapades? Is this Cummer truly Endless? Or is this merely — as one of you commenters probably coined back in some long-ago post (this one?) — an Indian Cummer?* After the jump, join us in taking a quick glance at Cocktober’s Long, Long Tail — starring that Louisiana Bathroom Goblin, Gay Escorts, and, uh, something called an “Oral Roberts.”

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MSNBC

GAY PROSTITUTES, PAT

Thursday, September 13th, 2007


On Dan Abrams’ program last night, he talked to Salon’s Joan Walsh, the Log Cabin Republicans dude, and Pat “Virginia’s Next Senator” Buchanan about Larry “He Said/He Said” Craig and David “Diaperman” Vitter. This was the most important part. Because who among us hasn’t wanted to shout “GAY PROSTITUTES” at Pat Buchanan?


REPUBLICANS

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

Suck a tailpipe, David - WonketteOne of Diaperman David Vitter’s other hookers, in New Orleans — but not the Diaper Gal, apparently — took a lie detector test administered by the President of Lie Detectors and the test proves she had “safe sex” with David Vitter, all the time, in New Orleans, and her pimp was named “Jonathan.” [Times-Picayune]


KARL ROVE

Karl Rove’s Gay Dad Made His Son Fall in Love With Jeff Gannon

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

NSFW btw - WonketteFormer manwhore turned journalist turned blogger Jeff Gannon’s sketchy old employers claim that Jeff Gannon will claim that Karl Rove is a gay homosexual who has sex with other gay homosexual men, just like his adoptive father, whose penis you can see on the internet if you’re into that sort of thing. MORE »


SCANDAL

Friday, August 17th, 2007

Cummers are short but memorable out in Minnesota. Tim Droogsma, Press Secretary to former Gov. Arne Carlson (Republican) and Sen. Rudy Boschwitz (Republican), was busted in a prostitution sting out in East St. Paul! He claims it was all a misunderstanding, though the race of the undercover cops has not been revealed. “I don’t think I’m too prudish,” he told the Star Tribune in June… [Strib]


TOP

Iraq Contractors to Have Hooker-in-Residence

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

War is hell - WonketteGood news, boys: “Tori” the Escort is going to be in Baghdad’s Green Zone for an extended tour, starting next week! Thanks to the graciousness of the Private Security Company Association of Iraq, Tori from Atlanta will be working out of a secured compound in the green zone, “entertaining all members of the PMC community registered with PSCAI with a few stipulations.” Private contractors are invited to contact her for an appointment.

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REPUBLICANS

Diaperman David Vitter’s Fave Local Hooker Says DC Madam Ran Whore Ring

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Diaperman & his sidekick Wacky Wendy! - WonketteIs there anybody who actually believes DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey didn’t run a high-priced prostitution service? Of course not, but Palfrey’s lawyers have been using the pretty clever strategy of asking the powerful Republican clients of her sex-delivery company if they paid for sex. And barring a scientifically impossible moment of honesty from one of the johns, none of them will ever admit to hiring a hooker. MORE »