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Posts Tagged ‘hookers’

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

Suck a tailpipe, David - WonketteOne of Diaperman David Vitter’s other hookers, in New Orleans — but not the Diaper Gal, apparently — took a lie detector test administered by the President of Lie Detectors and the test proves she had “safe sex” with David Vitter, all the time, in New Orleans, and her pimp was named “Jonathan.” [Times-Picayune]


Karl Rove’s Gay Dad Made His Son Fall in Love With Jeff Gannon

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

NSFW btw - WonketteFormer manwhore turned journalist turned blogger Jeff Gannon’s sketchy old employers claim that Jeff Gannon will claim that Karl Rove is a gay homosexual who has sex with other gay homosexual men, just like his adoptive father, whose penis you can see on the internet if you’re into that sort of thing. MORE »


Friday, August 17th, 2007

Cummers are short but memorable out in Minnesota. Tim Droogsma, Press Secretary to former Gov. Arne Carlson (Republican) and Sen. Rudy Boschwitz (Republican), was busted in a prostitution sting out in East St. Paul! He claims it was all a misunderstanding, though the race of the undercover cops has not been revealed. “I don’t think I’m too prudish,” he told the Star Tribune in June… [Strib]


Iraq Contractors to Have Hooker-in-Residence

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

War is hell - WonketteGood news, boys: “Tori” the Escort is going to be in Baghdad’s Green Zone for an extended tour, starting next week! Thanks to the graciousness of the Private Security Company Association of Iraq, Tori from Atlanta will be working out of a secured compound in the green zone, “entertaining all members of the PMC community registered with PSCAI with a few stipulations.” Private contractors are invited to contact her for an appointment.

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Diaperman David Vitter’s Fave Local Hooker Says DC Madam Ran Whore Ring

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

Diaperman & his sidekick Wacky Wendy! - WonketteIs there anybody who actually believes DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey didn’t run a high-priced prostitution service? Of course not, but Palfrey’s lawyers have been using the pretty clever strategy of asking the powerful Republican clients of her sex-delivery company if they paid for sex. And barring a scientifically impossible moment of honesty from one of the johns, none of them will ever admit to hiring a hooker. MORE »


Which Congressman From Ohio Uses Hookers?

Thursday, July 26th, 2007

Whore got yer tongue? - WonketteThe answer, of course, is ALL OF THEM, but what we really mean is “Which member of the Ohio delegation in the House has also ordered hookers from the DC Madam?” Larry Flynt is supposedly about to reveal this, maybe tomorrow or some other day. Meanwhile, let’s meet the candidates. MORE »


Vitter’s Whoremongering Makes Christians ‘A Little Horny’

Thursday, July 19th, 2007

While sane people are laughing at the embarrassing exploits of sex criminal, infantile fetishist and family-values Senator David Vitter, actual evangelical fundamentalist Christian Republicans are once again trying to make sense of a world in which the sickest motherfuckers are all evangelical fundamentalist Christian Republicans who, whenever they’re not paying a hooker to dress them in diapers, are calling for the “immoral” to be thrown out of political office, the military, schools, the workplace, etc. MORE »


Duke Cunningham Barely Even Had Sex With His Prostitutes

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

Duke Cunningham is snitching to the FBI in prison, which is bad news for Brent Wilkes. Cunningham: former congressman currently serving time for bribery and corruption and being a stupid jerk. Wilkes: Duke’s former best-bud contractor, currently facing two indictments and 30 counts of all sorts of misbehavior. Thankfully, Duke does not shy away from the aspects of his case that have always been of the utmost importance to Wonkette readers. MORE »


A Disgusted Nation Begs Wendy Vitter Not To Chop Off Diaperman’s Dick

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007


Who will weep for David Vitter’s chopped-off penis? These people, apparently. MORE »


‘Our Marriage Is Stronger Every Day’

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

Somebody stole Katherine Harris' eyeballs! - Wonkette
Is there a Pulitzer for “most revealing photo of a Republican political couple”? If so, we nominate this AP picture in today’s Washington Post of GOP Senator and Giuliani Campaign Southern Regional Chairman David “Diaperman” Vitter and his psycho wife Wendy. An 8×12 print of this should be given to freshmen members of the House and Senate — put it on the cover of the Welcome to Congress orientation guide! Because this is the inevitable end product of a Washington marriage: The stupid creepy diaper-wearing politician stands dumb-eyed and shamed while his crazy-eyed horse-mouthed power-mad wife yells at reporters because her idiot whoremonger husband is repeatedly caught at the whorehouse.


Filthy Whoremonger Scum-Sucking Diaperman David Vitter Won’t Resign

Monday, July 16th, 2007

Takin' a dump for America, and a hooker. - WonketteHey, David “Diaperman” Vitter is on the teevee, saying a bunch of bullshit. Will he man up and admit anything? No. He won’t take questions, won’t talk about his diaper problems, and won’t resign. Wow. Meet the new Republicans. This is the same morality-free douchesack who demanded Clinton quit over a blowjob, which was obviously an impeachable offense. MORE »