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OP-ART BY LAURI APPLE

What Will Levi Johnston Use To Hide His Schlong?

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Valley trash.Our little Levi Johnston is known for one thing, and that’s putting his wang into Sarah Palin’s teen-aged daughter’s hoohah. AND YET … his Playgirl pictorial will be ruined by some type of duck blind over his ding-dong. But what will cover Wasilla’s most infamous working-class wiener? Our op-art specialist Lauri Apple has many suggestions. MORE »