Tag: honor

Romney: The Things I Say All The Time Are Debunked And Selectively Edited

As it turns out, we need not see what was in those missing two minutes of video from Romney Gone Wild: 47% Of His Clothes Off. Willy Mittens is now declaring the video "debunked and selectively edited" for some...

Mark McKinnon’s Mournful Ode To John McCain’s Terrible Campaign

Mark McKinnon is the saddest of sad Republicans in all the sad land. This weekend he sadly penned a column for Tina Brown's Toothsome Amphigory Concerning Certain Swamp Monsters about how his old friend John McCain was forced, by...

Hey McCain, Richard Cohen Wants His Mix Tape Back

Ha ha, remember last Friday, before every bank in America liquidated and the New Depression kicked in and we had to boil our dogs for sustenance? Back in those innocent times, people were still fretting about how John McCain...

Nasty McCain Now Just Yelling At People To Buy His Books

Civil War veteran John McCain served his country with "honor," but he has no idea what "honor" even means! In a hilarious Q&A with TIME Magazine -- hilarious because he's just barking "Get off my lawn!" at the poor...