Tag Archives: honor

  stand for something or you'll fall for...fall for...don't fall

Romney: The Things I Say All The Time Are Debunked And Selectively Edited

As it turns out, we need not see what was in those missing two minutes of video from Romney Gone Wild: 47% Of His Clothes Off. Willy Mittens is now declaring the video “debunked and selectively edited” for some reason. Romney campaign is now referring to the fundraiser video as “a debunked and selectively edited video.” — Sabrina Siddiqui (@SabrinaSiddiqui) September 19, 2012 Yes! This is a great plan! There is no part of this that won’t work except all of it! Read more on Romney: The Things I Say All The Time Are Debunked And Selectively Edited…
  elegies

Mark McKinnon’s Mournful Ode To John McCain’s Terrible Campaign

Mark McKinnon is the saddest of sad Republicans in all the sad land. This weekend he sadly penned a column for Tina Brown’s Toothsome Amphigory Concerning Certain Swamp Monsters about how his old friend John McCain was forced, by the economy, to run a mean campaign about nothing. Also, John McCain is Seabiscuit and Barack Obama is Secretariat. That means Obama, like FDR, will win the “Triple Crown” of the Presidency (i.e. polio). Read more on Mark McKinnon’s Mournful Ode To John McCain’s Terrible Campaign…
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Hey McCain, Richard Cohen Wants His Mix Tape Back

Ha ha, remember last Friday, before every bank in America liquidated and the New Depression kicked in and we had to boil our dogs for sustenance? Back in those innocent times, people were still fretting about how John McCain — a man who built a lifetime career on doing shitty things like leaving his crippled wife, consorting with S&L crooks, pandering to racists, and spewing foul invective at anyone who dared question his Honor — was suddenly not acting like his noble old self. So Richard Cohen is really only about 72 hours behind the curve on this one. Read more on Hey McCain, Richard Cohen Wants His Mix Tape Back…
  grumpy old men

Nasty McCain Now Just Yelling At People To Buy His Books

Civil War veteran John McCain served his country with “honor,” but he has no idea what “honor” even means! In a hilarious Q&A with TIME Magazine — hilarious because he’s just barking “Get off my lawn!” at the poor reporters — McCain is asked a simple, boring, “just quote your stump speech” question, and he goes absolutely crazy. Read more on Nasty McCain Now Just Yelling At People To Buy His Books…