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When Michael Sam is drafted — it should be a matter of when not if, because if Sam liked lady bits, there would no question...

It's kind of a trick question, because of course you won't be able to ever actually count your brain cells as they wither and...

Are you familiar with this state "Oklahoma"? It's one of the ones in the middle there. It's full of Democrats who voted for Randall...

You might think that the wingnuts in the Commonwealth of Virginia might have a bit of a sad, what with their candidates losing the...

While there are still a few (like, five) Real Mericans (and most of them are on some stupid teevee show about making duck-sex sounds)...

ZOMG you guys, the Weekly Standard has proof Barack Obama and Old Handsome Joe Biden are doing gay sex in each other's bottoms, like...

Wonket BFF Bradlee Dean was on the radio again, you guys, where he said things, with his facehole! And he had on another guy,...

As a reward to our loyal readers for slogging through a week of stories that would probably have even the Brady Bunch chugging hemlock...

My my, San Antonio, you certainly are getting "Wonkette famous" this morning! First we listened to that fun secret recording of Councilwoman Elisa Chan's...

San Antonio Councilwoman Elisa Chan just does not understand these disgusting teh gheyz and their gay sex in the butt and why they should...

We thought we had heard all the excuses for why gay people should be denied the right to get married, but this is a...

Everyone knows Barack Obama is probably secretly a gay homosexual gay. It's just so obvious, isn't it, what with his, like, probably gayness? He...

Here is a fun photo gallery from Dangerous Minds, showing all these lovely young French fascists what hate les gays, and show it by...

Here is a gay fever dream I wrote for you. New Pope is wildin' out! Way down in nutty Brazil-land, New Pope continues to...

Do you see these pretty ladies kissing, on the grave of Fred Phelps's mom? Well, BOOM! Now she is gay, in the afterlife. It is...

Sup Pennsylvania? Oh, you were just there in your legislature, having your regular old "let's all get up and jaw about something," like US...

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