Mark Sanford has admitted to a lot of sketchy behavior and pretty much constant lies about everything, and he is a weeping emo douche, but there’s one thing Mark Sanford wants you to know: HE DID NOT START THE RUMOR THAT HIS HATED RIVAL, LT. GOV. ANDRE BAUER, IS A BIG FAG. Somebody else must’ve done that. Still, “Andre Bauer” is such a gay name we don’t really need Mark Sanford to clue in the blogs, about that. [Palmetto Scoop]

• John Boehner is going to gouge out John Kerry’s eyes and skullfuck him. [Think Progress]

• Just as soon as he catches up to that rocket car of his. [Zulkey]
• When voters in Florida’s 16th district pull the curtain behind them, the only thing they need to remember is: [Punch Foley for Negron]
• Misses Michelle Malkin’s gone wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [Mekong Network]
• Leaked copy of the long rumored homosexual agenda includes, “assume complete control governments” and “be utterly fabulous.” [Stop the ACLU]
• Among soldier patronizing government officials, John Kerry’s killed less babies. [Rising Hegemon]
• Eazy-E dined at the White House with George H. W. Bush and had “a pretty okay time.” [The Corsair]
• Gawker wrote the Julia “I Dated Harold Ford” Allison post so we don’t have to. [Gawker]

The wingnutty World Net Daily gets hysterical about homos today, decrying how “Corporate America cuddles up to ‘gays’.” Well, that is sweet. But also kind of scary: These businesses, according to WND, “[p]ro-homosexual giants.” What size queens! Anyway, you can let them know what you think with a, er, poll: “BENDING OVER BACKWARDS — What do you make of Corporate America’s move to become ‘gay’-friendly?” If they really want to be friendly, perhaps they should try bending over forwards instead? MORE »

Out Manhattan borough president candidate Brian Ellner’s campaign ad features an image that is sure to draw the interest of gay New Yorkers. Which one do you think it is?

The Seattle Times reports that Concerned Women for America (a moniker which brings to mind a roomful of worry wrinkles) has found a new battleground in the war against the homosexual agenda, and it is the back of a coffee cup. They’re mad at Starbucks because of an Armistead Maupin quote, saying that the company should “stay out of these issues so that they don’t offend conservatives and people of faith.” Guess the White House won’t need any help with the Roberts nomination after all. Don’t these people have some abortions to stop or something? Talk about fighting like a girl. MORE »