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Newt, Improved

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Their names sound the same, and they both have an equal shot at the Presidency! - WonketteAbove, possible Republican Presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich, with Knut the Baby Polar Bear. Gingrich has been linked to Knut ever since he learned of former flame Butterstick’s tragic illness and left the formerly cute panda for a younger, more attractive animal. MORE »