There were always two of them, at America’s favorite comedy blog, National Review Online. It was the Rule of the Two, as written by Dark Lord Reagan, on Dagoba. “Kathleen” would be a clever writer and kind of funny and attractive, although still a terrible Fascist, and “Kathryn” would be, well, “K-Lo.” Obviously, the smarter of the two would eventually be forced to admit that Sarah Palin is a dumb cretin. And now this one, Kathleen Parker, is touching herself in a tub of Holy Water, while smoking her last cigarette and laughing at the idiot bible-thumpers who ruined the Republican Party, forever. This is all in the Washington Post! MORE »

• According to some preacher, the election will climax in a holy war between Allah, the God of Hawaii, and America. Obviously, this will all happen in Iowa. [Marc Ambinder]
• Bachelor of Mystery/Floridian Governor Charlie Crist is not going to even try to convince his state to vote for McCain anymore. [Andrew Sullivan]
• In 1996 John Hussein McCain attended a terrorist potluck sponsored by the violent Muslim communist organization known as “ACORN.” [Daily Kos]
• Maureen Dowd out-irrelevances herself. It’s not as sexy as it sounds. [AMERICAblog]
• What has John McCain done with the Earth’s supply of water? He’s moved it all to Arizona, for Jacuzzi Fun! [Ben Smith]