Certain loser co-editors tell your editor that this Shepard Smith video is “a couple of days old,” and apparently the entire nation watches the teevee at 3 p.m. on weekdays so yeah, OLD NEWS IS OLD, etc., but for maybe the last dozen dignified people in America who DON’T watch the fucking teevee all day, here is Shep calling the entire Fox News audience a bunch of stupid violent nitwits. MORE »

Wonkette new media operative “Will C.” points out the very tech-savvy Washington Post coverage of a shooting. Liveblogging, Twittering, videos of unemployed chicks singing in the bathtub about murder, it’s all there. Things haven’t been this exciting since the midnight launch of Windows 95. [Washington Post]

• TODAY’S WACKY POLITICAL NEWS STORY: 89-year-old white supremacist shoots one security guard at Holocaust Museum in Washington D.C. In other words, “person shoots person.” Everyone is telling us to post this for some reason. It happens all the time, every day! Enjoy your “political reaction,” vulgarians. [Washington Post]