All the feels, man.
Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!
Trump tries to trickle down on the poors, Republicans try to kill Medicaid, and Alex Jones is being sued for yogurt libel! Your morning news brief!
Donald Trump is Making Easter Eggs Great Again.
Time may not be a flat circle, but Earth definitely is. Or maybe a triangle.
MANY NEWSES this morning, including Spicer apologizes for being A Idiot, Jeff Sessions is keeping it REAL (racist), did Bill O'Reilly get You're Fired? Your morning news brief!
Who among us hasn't accidentally denied the Holocaust OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT FUCKING NONE OF US HAVE DONE THAT.
The astonishing TRUTH will truly astonish you!
Like come on, Donald Trump is the hero of the Jewishes, how can people not see that?
This will NEVER be the new normal.
The President of the Philippines seems determined to apply Godwin's Law to himself.
Is Trump really concerned about protecting Americans? Hahahaha, you are funny!
Look, a lawsuit to give religious wingnut doctors freedom to deny medical care to transgender folk, hooray!
First David Horowitz came for the Jews, and I said nothing, because eh, it's David Horowitz. Then he came for the black people, and I was like seriously, you sure you wanna do that, buddy?