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The Last And Greatest Betrayal: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2016

Thanks for all the memories… all right, let’s see your arms...
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Deleted Comment Of Christmas Past: Get Your Jews Out Of My Sacred Baby Festival!

Here again for another year, the Greatest CHRISTmas Deleted Comment ever. You may remember that in 2014, a Springfield, Massachusetts, city councilor said, at the city's Hanukkah menorah lighting "Jesus is the reason for the season." By holly jolly...
You want traditional? We got yer traditional right here, Mac

Wholesome American Guts: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2015

We began posting this Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs and Gus Van Sant back in 2006, and a lot of things have changed since then. The deadpan list of Bloody American Triumphs is as relevant as ever in...
You want traditional? We got yer traditional right here, Mac

A Nation Of Finks: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2014

We began posting this Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs and Gus Van Sant back in 2006, and a lot of things have changed since then. The deadpan list of Bloody American Triumphs sounds less like sarcasm in our...

Wholesome American Guts: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2013

We began posting this Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs and Gus Van Sant back in 2006, and a lot of things have changed since then. We cannot possibly hope to match the grim depths of the 2010 /...

Wholesome American Guts: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2012

We began posting this Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs and Gus Van Sant back in 2006, and a lot of things have changed since then. (For one thing, the YouTube copy we linked to in 2006 through 2011...

Michelle Obama Reads Christmas Stories With Kermit, Malia Acts Bored

'Twas the Christmas Tree-Lighting Time at the White House last Thursday night, and this year's theme was "Controversy and Nostalgia." Controversy, because for the first time since the debut of Dallas, there was a new tree at the...

Wonkette’s Best Ever Cyber Friday 2010 War On Xmas Gift Guide

Did you think we'd forget? With just eight days of Xmas Shopping before the Big Day when you go in the bathroom and shoot yourself because you can't afford presents, again, this Christmas Holiday Season is shaping up to...