holiday traditions

FOR JOHN DILLINGER  10:00 am November 22, 2012

Wholesome American Guts: Your William S. Burroughs Thanksgiving Prayer 2012

by Doktor Zoom

We began posting this Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs and Gus Van Sant back in 2006, and a lot of things have changed since then. (For one thing, the YouTube copy we linked to in 2006 through 2011 is gone and borked forever.) We also cannot possibly hope to match the grim depths of [...]

FLOTUS FILES  12:44 pm December 5, 2011

Michelle Obama Reads Christmas Stories With Kermit, Malia Acts Bored

by Blair Burke

‘Twas the Christmas Tree-Lighting Time at the White House last Thursday night, and this year’s theme was “Controversy and Nostalgia.” Controversy, because for the first time since the debut of Dallas, there was a new tree at the White House. (The old one got knocked down by winds or Katrina or something, and the new [...]

WE GOT YOU THIS STUFF  5:33 pm December 16, 2010

Wonkette’s Best Ever Cyber Friday 2010 War On Xmas Gift Guide

by Ken Layne

Did you think we’d forget? With just eight days of Xmas Shopping before the Big Day when you go in the bathroom and shoot yourself because you can’t afford presents, again, this Christmas Holiday Season is shaping up to be the best ever! And we’ve got a very special selection of gift ideas to prove [...]


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