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If you, working from our December advice, crashed the 2006 RNC Holiday Party, we apologize. Because the pictures of it are online, and it looks ghastly. This could’ve been the RNC event that happened the same night as the CNN party — one of the highlights of that night was watching suits with RNC badges get out of cabs only to be refused entrance to Teatro Goldoni. MORE »

* RIAA Platinum, late.
* FBI FBI HQ, 4-6 (good luck)

Morons on the Dancefloor

The Late Night Shots kids held their Christmas party at The Guards in Georgetown last night. Wonkette was… well, not there, no. We’ll do almost anything for the amusement of our readers, but when we drink with douchebags for the sake of material we like them to be douchebags you guys have heard of.

Thankfully, a Wonkette Operative was there, and she/he even took some pictures. Our op speaks, after the jump.

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* Polish American Congress B-369, 5-7
* Association of General Contractors 53 D St, SE, 5-7:30
* Potomac Communications Group 2025 M St, NW #350, 5-8
* Center for Economic & Policy Research 1600 20th St, NW 5:30-7
* Air Transport Assn Lounge 201, 5:30-8
* Am Medical Colleges Willard, 5:30-8
* 21st Century Group 434 NJ Ave, SE, 5:30-8
* Center for National Policy 1 Mass Ave, 6-7:30
* BAE Systems, Phoenix Park, 6-8
* Smith Dawson Andrews Johnny’s Half Shell, 6-9
* U.S. Holocaust Museum 100 Raul Wallenberg, 6:30
* Penn, Schoen, Berland, BKSH, and Burson Marsteller 1110 Vermont Ave, 4-6
* Roll Call Sonoma, upstairs lounge, 6:45 - “whenever Chuck Todd shows up”

* Reliable Source: Kitty Kelley writing Oprah tell-all… Jenna Bush’s Argentinian boyfriend is just a boy friend, say liars. Henry Hagar still totally jealous. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: “Tip O’Neill Room” at the capitol — where kids and spouses hang out during special events — will be either destroyed or expanded by Dems… White House press holiday party invite list upsets everyone who wasn’t on it… “Snow Queen” vodka sponsored Dick Cheney’s Xmas party. His furniture is apparently cheap. [Examiner]

CNN’s Holiday Party was one of the better ones we’ve been to, mostly because they kept the bar open the latest. It was last Tuesday at Teatro Goldoni, and our full report — featuring Wolf Blitzer, James Carville, and a CNN Senior Correspondent coming this close to pulling a Kenny Rogers — is after the jump.

A gallery of lovely Liz Gorman pictures is also available right here.

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* Boeing Hyatt Hotel Thornton, 5-8
* AA’s Association Johnny’s Half Shell, 5:30-8
* AMA Phoenix Park, 5:30-8:30
* Telcom Industry Association Occidental; 1475 PA Av, 5:30-8:30
* Festivus (Fed Home Loan Bd) 1301 PA Ave, NW, 1050 6
* CA State Society Botanic Garden, 6:30-8:30
* Reuters Red Sage 14th&F, 6:30-8:30
* EADS Corcoran Gallery 6:30-9. MORE »

Dharma and some some Scientology lobbyists are throwing a party! We’re a total Clear for Holiday Fun!

* ATF 650 Mass Ave, NW
* National Endowment for Democracy 1025 F St, NW #800, 4-6
* Women’s Policy Inc 2168 Rayburn House Office Building (Gold Room), 4-6
* Aviation Happy Hour Johnny’s Half Shell, 5:30
* Nat’l Assoc of Broadcasters 1771 N St, NW, 6-8
* Williams and Jensen 1155 21st St, 6-8
* Financial Services Forum 601 13th St, NW 6-8
* American Truckers Charlie Palmers, 7-11 MORE »

More crashes in the thread here. Tonight’s roundup: MORE »

Last Thursday, we crashed one of the biggest, drunkest annual get-togethers of the exhausting holiday party scene — the Chamber of Commerce party. Our report is after the jump, and Liz Gorman, Intrepid Girl Reporter’s gallery is available here.

Chamber Party Gallery

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