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Posts Tagged ‘hobos’

HILLARY CLINTON

I’m Swell, My Opponent Is A Necrophiliac/Hobo/Graceful Figure Skater

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Hey, did you know that it’s only March? That’s right, you have another seven months of this stupid election to endure. Since it’s already gone on for eleventy billion months already, everything of remote substance has already been hashed out and forgotten, so now all we have time for are the wild accusations. And everyone knows wild accusations are more fun in cartoon form! MORE »


DEMOCRATS

1992 Video Proves Hillary Clinton Used To Be Likeable

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Also: foxyOnce upon a time, a brilliant young Yale Law graduate stood poised to bring new vigor, hope, and innovation to American politics — but 35 years of experience have compacted this idealistic upstart into a bejowled diamond of Hate. Want proof? As recently as 1992, Hillary Clinton was exchanging suspiciously human-sounding pleasantries with homeless people! MORE »


CARTOON VIOLENCE

Anything You Can Spare For Cartoon Violence

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Each week, the Comics Curmudgeon helps explain Today’s Cartoons.

It has come to our attention that the economy is in a bit of a pickle. As financial and macroeconomic experts, we’re all too aware of what this portends: hobos! Yes, thousands of shabby, unshaven, impoverished tramps will soon be spreading out onto America’s streets — and America’s editorial pages! In this week’s Cartoon Violence, we offer up a guide to the coming hobocalypse that will help you make it through with your bindle intact. MORE »


CONGRESS

Rep. Ingersol Murders a Hobo

Friday, July 6th, 2007



Because it’s Friday, on a holiday week no less, here is a funny video from The Onion.
Live From Congress: Rep. Ingersoll’s Murder of a Hobo [The Onion]


TOP

Obama Won’t Buy Hobo Buddy A Sammich!

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

SEX

Ask a Lobbyist: Baltic Trysts

Wednesday, February 7th, 2007

Every week, our Anonymous Lobbyist answers your questions about how laws get made and why they probably shouldn’t.

In this week’s installment, I bring you the collection of the weirdest, most difficult-to-answer questions I have ever received that don’t have anything to do with my physical attributes. Want to ask something ever so slightly more coherent? Email me.

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METRO SECTION

Metro Section: Sommelier of Slum

Thursday, October 5th, 2006
  • After a bum fight, have a little bum wine. This guide to what the homeless drink will help you slum with discretion. [Catch Up Lady]
  • But, Terri Schiavo was a great political issue. Kirk Fordham just calls ‘em like he sees ‘em. [DC Urban Family]
  • “Dear Virginia Office of Tourism… Please specify what kind of lovers Virginia is for.” [An OC Girl Living in an Extraordinary World]
  • Barbra Streisand has big fake nails, works Bush impersonator into her tour in homage to Mad TV. [Gayest Editor Ever]
  • “The most amazing thing happened this week. I got another picture of my kids hugging each other and smiling at the camera.” [Sarah and the Goon Squad]