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Posts Tagged ‘hoboes’

Senator Norm Coleman Didn’t Pay Utility Bills At Tragic Hovel

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

Get a job and pay your electric bill, bum!It is common knowledge around D.C. that Hobo King Norm Coleman sleeps in a drawer and gives hand jobs for lunch money. But NOW it turns out that he also failed for a whole year to pay the utilities on the 6-cubic-foot basement dungeon he rents from some pal of his. He is truly the most corrupt legislator invented since, who is it, that guy with the astonishing head-merkin. MORE »