Tag: hobo beans

Hobos, Come Here To Sell Your Sad Cans Of Hobo Beans, Find Everlasting Love

What's this, what's this? Are we starting up Wonkette Classifieds? Indeed we are, Poors, and at just the right hobo price: FREE. You could sell a boat! Or barter some moon rocks! Or pen a plaintive missive seeking love...

Hobos Rising: America In Most Jobless Recovery Since World War II

Well here is a nice thought for the Fourth of July weekend: your current American recession is losing the war on joblessness better than the last four recessions! This particular facet of American Exceptionalism will be buying you slobs your...

Teabaggers Now Protesting … Hobos

Yelling at old guys with Parkinson's, laughing at poor people with cancer, viciously mocking sick children ... today's teabagger is more than just a fat ignorant racist. Today's teabagger is an utter sociopath. So who attracted these Ugly American...

And You Can Just Forget About Your Precious Unemployment Checks, Too

Man remember back when there was this thing called "the dole," and you could live on it forever while you traveled the country on freight trains, singing hobo medleys and strumming on a banjo? All that changed when Ronald...

Happy Official U.S. Recession Day, Losers!

Not that you'd know it from the collapse of real estate, manufacturing, finance, retail and basic employment, but America is now officially in a Recession! In the third quarter of this wretched year of Our Lord -- which doesn't...