Michele Bachmann Will Have Lots of Free Time To Investigate the Anti-Americans
Friday, October 24th, 2008
Dingbat embarrassment Michele Bachmann has blabbed her way into a losing battle to keep her congressional seat in Minnesota’s 6th District. The new polls are out, and they say Batshit Bachmann is down three points. The sixth-level druid Elwyn Tinklenberg now has the lead, 47%-44%. Magic is everywhere. MORE »
Dingbat embarrassment Michele Bachmann has blabbed her way into a losing battle to keep her congressional seat in Minnesota’s 6th District. The new polls are out, and they say Batshit Bachmann is down three points. The sixth-level druid Elwyn Tinklenberg now has the lead, 47%-44%. Magic is everywhere. MORE »









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Former Bill Clinton strategist Paul Begala, the squirrelly hobbit to James Carville’s mangy elf, spoke at a breakfast in New York City this morning and used the occasion to vent about how much he hates Mark Penn, Hillary’s ex-Chief Strategist and current chief strategist. Because everyone hates Mark Penn and that is why he is… still working for Hillary Clinton! But do most “Clinton people” go so far as to compare Penn to Donald Rumsfeld? The hobbit goes, because the hobbit knows.
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NADER ANNOUNCING RUNNING MATE RIGHT NOW, AT PREPPY CRAP SCHOOL: Presidential candidate from Hell, Ralph Nader, is announcing his running mate RIGHT NOW at George Washington University in the District of Columbia. Will it be a black lady, a blind hobbit, or one of those dastardly wicket goblins? We’ll let you know which of these three he chooses.
Actor Sean Astin, the delightful hobbit who once overcame his fears and saved Elijah Wood from the monsters, is now going to save Hillary Clinton from Mark Penn. Now that Hillary’s losing major union endorsements in Ohio, she could use the warmth of a kindly hobbit. Astin delivered yesterday in Texas by yelling at a bunch of people in a court house.
We are not safe, anywhere, anytime, from the poisonous cancer death shrapnel remains of the
He’s never quitting. Ron Paul. Is. Never. Quitting. As soon as he’s locked up his congressional primary win in March (natch), he will never quit the race, as long as the money keeps flowing in. In addition, he’s planning a Paultard March on Washington. Everybody SCREAM! You can watch him explain this all in a 14-minute message from some old wood-paneled lair in the Shire, after the jump.
The website Digg.com, for those of you not in-the-know (LOSERS), allows people to share articles they like in a forum-type setting, and then either promote them or “bury” them, in which case they won’t gain popularity on Digg.com. That is the best way your Wonkette can describe Digg.com, which we use sometimes. It seems the Paultards are trying to