Tag: hoaxes

The Week In Garbage People: Internet Racists Try To Make #ItsOkayToBeWhite Hoax Happen

Oh man, you really got us this time, 4chan!

Alex Jones And Guest Yell At David Letterman For Thing David Letterman Didn’t Say About Las Vegas

Also, SNL is a 'psy-op.' The secret coded spy messages all run after 'Weekend Update,' when no one's watching.

Don’t Come Around Here No More. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 3, 2017

Your morning news brief will talk about everything, and is not changing the subject.

Antifa Loves Beating Women! Say Idiot 4Chan Nazis Who Made It All Up

And they would have gotten away with it too! If it had not been so public and so stupid.

Special Deleted Comment Open Thread: I DARE You Fake-News Mongers To Refute This Pile Of Steaming Manure!

You can't handle the Truth! OK, fine, you can, but wash your hands after.

Alex Jones Says Facebook’s War On Fake News Is CIA Plot! Will Sue!

It's a conspiracy against conspiracy theorists!

Yeah, There’s Still No Voter Fraud, Despite Your Idiot Facebook Friends

Who'd have guessed rampant paranoia would result in false rumors of voting fraud?

DRUDGE SIRENS! Black People Beat Up Nice Trump Supporter’s Car In Obviously Fake Video!

This is what happens when you take someone who calls themselves 'Joey Salads' seriously.
Clearly a terrifying presence

Trans Panicked Lady Yells At Short-Haired Gal In Walmart Restroom, Saves America

A Connecticut woman says the was called "disgusting" in a Walmart restroom by a shopper who assumed she was trans because she has short hair. Disgusting? Maybe. But COMPLETELY ADORABLE.
Remember how dirty, scuffed up spaceships were a big deal?

Here, Have A Lot More Star Wars Crap: Your Saturday Nerdout

Happy Long Weekend Saturday, Nerdlings, and here is a whole bunch of Nerdstuff that we meant to bring you last weekend, except some rogue Bernie Sanders droids had to go and steal the blueprints for Hillary Clinton's electoral battle...
parking not included

Pricey New York Real Estate Proves Global Warming Is A Hoax, Obviously

Were you concerned conservatives would never locate the real "smoking gun" that proves the Great Global Warming Hoax? Well, hold on to your coal, Holy Rollers, because Breitbart LLC finally unearthed definitive proof of the Greenstapo’s climate conspiracy: New York...
Since this photo doesn't exist, maybe YOU DON'T EITHER! Whoa, we are all Philip K Dick today!

New Wingnut Theory (Or ‘Satire’?): Michelle Obama Never Birthed No Babies

From the ugly world of Facebook, we received a recommendation to check out this story: "Evidence Emerges That Michelle Obama Never Birthed Malia And Sasha," at something called "The U.S. Patriot," whose "About" page assures us that they are...

Surprise! Kim Jong-un’s Mistress Was Not Executed By Wild Unicorns With A Nuclear Bomb, Or Whatever

Now for a sexxxy update on famed North Korean sex god Kim Jong-un and his sexy romps with the sexiest hotties his country has to offer. Last summer reports surfaced that Kim had had his former mistress, pop singer...

How Many Stupid, Stupid Lawmakers Do We Have in Congress, Imperiling Very Existence of Life on Earth?

Exactly how many stupid, stupid people do we have in Congress these days, toiling away in the world’s most deliberative lawmaking body, making decisions that will probably imperil the very survival of the human race? And of these stupid,...

Is Barack Obama A Secret Australian From The 1950s?

Assuming the president is even human, can anybody verify from which woman's birth canal he sprang, and where, and when? The answer is no, until Barack Obama produces 1) a valid long-form birth certificate with coffee stains to...

Maybe Waterboarded Radio Host Was Faking It!

Hmm, could this possibly be true? Could that Chicago radio jackass have not undergone a Spiritual Conversion regarding torture after having a stream of water gently poured on his half-covered face for a few seconds? Gawker has salacious details...