Tag: hitler

Trump Tower: A Luxurious Address With Secret Service Protection And A Target On Its Back!

What, you don't want to live there? There's totally a Starbucks in the lobby.
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Sarah Palin Just Yelled ‘Hoohah!’ And Now Our Week Is Complete

Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry.
Oh dear. Best case scenario, there.

Four (Or Five) Novels To Prepare You For Life In Trump’s America. Like Anything Could Prepare You For That.

We wouldn't call it escapist, but it's all fiction. For now.
True fact: Personal grooming regimen strictly dictated by Andrew Breitbart himself

Breitbart Watch: Stop Blood Libeling Steve Bannon By Calling Him Anti-Semitic!

Leave Steve Bannon ALOOOOOOOOONE!

Nancy Pelosi Will Lead House Democrats Through Valley Of Shadow Of Death

Pelosi says she's got enough support to be queen of the House Democrats forever and ever!

Trump Transition Team Talking Muslim Registry, Probably Just Kidding Around

This will NEVER be the new normal.

Dear Media: HI! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Thanks a lot, media, for literally helping turn the world's greatest democracy over to a fucking tyrant.

Weird Dilbert Guy Promises To Assassinate Donald Trump If He Becomes Hitler. O … Kay?

Scott Adams does not think Trump is Hitler. But if Trump is Hitler, Scott Adams will BRING THE PAIN.

Omarosa Can’t Wait For Best Buddy Donald Trump To Become Next Hitler

If this isn't enough to make you vote against Trump, then nothing is.
Maybe they'll call me 'The Great Communicator'...

Donald Trump Jr. Making Silly LOL Holocaust Jokes, As One Does

That boy's not that bright, and he might be a giant bigot too!
It starts with a single toke. Before you know it, you're unfreezing Iranian assets following international negotiations

Sen. Mark Kirk Says Iran Deal Makes Barack Obama A Drug Gangster Who Deals Drugs Like A Gangster

Sen. Mark Kirk says Barack Obama is the 'drug dealer in chief' for releasing frozen Iranian assets. He doesn't do metaphors very good.
This friggin' guy

President Of Earth Donald J. Trump To America’s NATO Allies: Drop Dead

Donald Trump has some new ideas about the U.S. commitment to the NATO alliance. They are ridiculous, frightening thoughts.

Can This Nice Trans Lady Beat Gross Teabagger GOP Sen. Mike Lee In November?

Misty K. Snow MAKES HISTORY as the first major party trans U.S. Senate Candidate. Hooray, Misty!
Sit on it and spin, you orange baboon.

Donald Trump Loves The Gays So Much He Wants Them To Go Outside On This Nice Day

We sent Major Major Major Major to the Donald Trump Howler Monkey Circus stop in Atlanta! Word poop was flung!