Trump must immediately appoint a special counsel to see if Hitler helped Hillary do uraniums to Russia.
‘White Lives Matter’ Just Another Way Of Saying It’s Cool To Punch White Chicks In Face If They’re With Black Guys
Well she was practically white genociding them RIGHT THERE.
It's starting to look like Facebook's complicity in helping Russia get Trump elected is VAST.
The Daily Stormer has a style guide for writing just like Andrew Anglin, and oh boy is it something.
Cantwell is also encouraging his 'supporters' to 'monitor' his accusers online activities.
Aaron VanArsdale learned the hard way that there is no such thing as 'ironic racism.'
We're pretty sure Glenn Greenwald thinks the American 'Deep State' is worse than Pol Pot. YEAH BUDDY.
More highlights from the most bugfuck interview Trump has given since last time he gave a bugfuck interview!
Chris Cillizza did a Reddit AMA. It went like you'd imagine.
Our story on the Memphis vegan restaurant that had a severe outbreak of vegan baby butthole was, understandably, our top story of the week, and like any piece that goes viral, it generated a lot of new traffic, including...
It's another heapin' helpin' of Deleted Derp, fresh from the comment mines of Wonkette.
All the feels, man.
But Donald Trump thought doing bombs would make him presidential. :(
Time may not be a flat circle, but Earth definitely is. Or maybe a triangle.
He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'
Trump changes his mind on EVERYTHING (again), Russia hates EVERYONE (again), and Mar-a-Lago might make you sick and poor! Your morning news brief!