Tag: history

New Orleans Removes Confederate Statues! Wingnuts Totally Reasonable About It, As You’d Expect!

Well shoot, guess nobody will remember the Civil War now.

Deleted Comments: If Gravity Is Real, Why Can We Jump, Smart Guy?

Time may not be a flat circle, but Earth definitely is. Or maybe a triangle.

Oh Look, Nazi Flat Earthers. Aren’t You Surprised??

The astonishing TRUTH will truly astonish you!

Tim Allen, Richard Spencer, And Nazis In The News! (No, Not Steve Bannon. This Time.)

Some people need to study up a bit. It's your OPEN THREAD

Classy Obamas Rescue Poor Abandoned Melania Trump, Whose Husband Is A Gross Mean Jerk

A picture is worth a thousand words. We have two videos and some stills, so get ready for some heavy reading.

Neat New Proof Nixon Sabotaged Foreign Policy Like A Common Reagan, Trump!

Something Something dirty tricks, Something Something Tricky Dick.

Idiots Demand LA Times Offer Bigots’ Perspective On Japanese Internment Camps, For ‘Balance’

Two letter writers to the LA Times explain Japanese internment was *good* -- and don't even mention the work of scholar Michelle Malkin? What is the right wing coming to?

Let’s Imagine: Jill Stein Treats Trump’s Physician Dr. Harold Bornstein

Dr. Jill Stein ascended the rope ladder to her secret medical tree house, where she practiced secret medicine. Hand over hand, clog over sensible clog, she climbed. Finally, after moving in some more ways that would be boring to describe, she was...
I have heard the derpmaids singing, each to each

Deleted Comments: Wonkette Doesn’t Meet Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza’s High Intellectual Standards

Hey, Dinesh D'Souza saw our review of his dumb movie! He didn't like it much.
Big Sister Is Watching You

Dinesh D’Souza’s ‘Hillary’s America’ Turns Your Angry Wingnut Uncle’s Emails Into A Movie

We watched Dinesh D'Souza's latest movie so you won't have to.
American Icon

Bill O’Reilly: Slaves Who Built White House Had It GREAT!

Also, they were helped by some white dudes who did get paid.

A One Hundred Percent Trumpless Appreciation Of Elie Wiesel, RIP

Because that Star of David bullshit can wait till tomorrow.

John McCain Furious Obama Shot Up Orlando, Created ISIS, Bought Last Bag Of Werther’s Originals

John McCain blamed Barack Obama for the mass shooting in Orlando, because his brain just works like that sometimes.
Surely no one who read the Bible would fight for the wrong side

Washington National Cathedral Removing Confederate Stain From Glass Windows

Washington National Cathedral will remove the Confederate battle flag from two stained glass windows donated by the United Daughters of the Confederacy. It's about time they got off their glass.

Obama Gives Thoughtful, Reflective Speech In Hiroshima, Wingnuts Be Damned

Barack Obama's speech in Hiroshima was so good we forgot to be all smartassed about it.