• Jordanian hipsters are ahead of the curve, already discussing Middle Eastern “crisis” with detached irony. [My Occupied Territory] MORE »

• Trapped on a 60 year-old boat with families from the fly-over states wearing rubber duck beaks - being a tourist in DC really does suck that bad. [Best Summer Ever]

• Ain’t fallin’ for that again. No sir, Marion’s not gonna get set up by your bitch-ass blog. [Beyond the Mall]
• If you don’t go out on Wednesday nights how are you ever going learn that the “ass mélange that is reggaeton” is now a Hispanic pan-national anthem? [Panama's Propositions]
• Right now in Petworth a hipster is feverishly typing out a blog post with the working title, “Spotting Mainstream Members of the Material Culture In Their Natural Habitat.” [Circle V]

* Washington: first in war, first in peace, seventh and fifteenth in soul destroying traffic congestion. [Metroblogging DC] MORE »

Only in my home state of Oregon would the audience laugh and go back to their movie after a bomb threat. During a screening of

Oh, those “ironic hipsters.” They’ll appropriate anything! First, it was lunchboxes and ringer tees, now it’s black people. Okay, it’s been black people for awhile, but the WP just got its subscription to Vice. Today, the WP reports that these “hipsters” dress up like they believe black people did in the ’80’s and then “get their freak on” at a dance party known as “Kill Whitey.” It sounds racist, but they make finger quotes around themselves while they do it so it’s okay. MORE »