Sweet Jesus, the news is some kind of slow today. So here’s your latest installment in our Presidential Candidate Physique Watch: Barack Obama has a sore hip from playing basketball in foreign lands! He went to the doctor in Chicago and got an X-ray. Is Obama some sort of secret old person? MORE »

Surgeons replaced yet another hip on George Herbert Walker Bush today so he can hopefully live long enough to fix whatever Junior screws up tomorrow with the “Iraq Surge to Total Defeat” plan. MORE »