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Posts Tagged ‘hillbillies’

Wake Up Sheeple, And Watch This Hillbilly Gal Talk About Ron Paul!

Thursday, March 6th, 2008


We are really going to miss these people when they’re gone — are they gone yet? The Ron Paul Sensation was such a revealing look at a part of America we never knew existed, because we have jobs and really only read The Hobbit in grade school, and it left us feeling weird, especially when the creepy fat adult with the neckbeard and the Birkenstocks invited a bunch of us 12-year-old boys over to play Dungeons & Dragons at his apartment behind the mall. We just figured we could skip that particular invitation and then we’d never see those people again. How wonderfully wrong we were ….


Obama Prays To Baby Jesus All The Time

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

He walks on Air!St. Barack Obama is sick of you redneck losers saying he’s a Secret Muslim because you got an email from your unemployed brother-in-law in Idaho — you know, the same Coors-sodden loser who forwards you the stuff about how Bill Clinton did 9/11 and NASA faked the moon landing because they are all FREEMASONS. Really, Obama has had it with you white trash and your halfwit notions. MORE »


Hillbillies Heart Democrats

Friday, October 27th, 2006

New polls of rural voters show that in 41 mostly uninhabited yet competitive congressional districts, people say they’re voting Democrat by a 13-point margin: 52%-39%. MORE »