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HILLARY'S NIGHT

Liveblogging Hillary Clinton’s Big Convention Speech

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Farewell, the people's princessIt’s Hillary’s Big Night, and everybody’s wondering what she’ll tell her aggrieved and anxious supporters who felt Disrespected by the Process. We are kind of hoping that Hillary will dispense with that in the first 20 seconds and then administer the indescribably cruel new tearing of assholes to John McCain that all the old Clintonites (Begala, Carville etc) have been baying for all week…but she will probably do something classy and valedictory instead. Let’s watch and see how this drama unfolds…. MORE »


HILLARY'S NIGHT

Liveblogging Mark Warner’s Barnstorming Keynote Spectacular!

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Hello, handsome!Here is a picture of handsome Mark Warner in the alternate reality computer game for dorks, Second Life. What amazing things will Mark Warner have to say tonight? Perhaps, “Please do not confuse me with the fellow who was married to Liz Taylor.” Or, “I am a human who has no lower jaw, only teeth.” But first, some other people… like Lilly Ledbetter from Alabama. MORE »