So who is this hostage taker man up in New Hampshire? We know for sure that he’s white and hates Hillary and loves violence, so that whittles the suspects down to about 175 million Americans. After the jump, a roundup of some of your — yes, we mean you, commenters — most appealing theories. MORE »

Fox News’ Carl Cameron was in such a rush to get to the hostage situation that he didn’t buckle up! Don’t make the same mistake, dear readers — Carl Cameron is not a role model.