Tag: hillary clinton

Donald Trump: THE FBI TOOK MY STRAWBERRIES

By the end of the day, Trump will be calling Robert Mueller a Syrian agent.

Donald Trump Having A VERY Bad Day. Wonkagenda For Tues., April 10, 2018

WITCH HUNT! ATTORNEY CLIENT PRIVILEGE IS DEAD! FOAM FOAM RABID BAT FOAM!
EASTER WONKETTE TODDLER

Your Weekly Top Ten Is OMG LOOK THE EASTER BUNNY!

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
Devin Nunes are not as smarts as Devin think he are.

Keep Fucking That Dairy Cow, Devin Nunes!

Hey you guys, look, it's DEVIN! He's going to be a pain in the ass some more now!
The Basket of Deplorables runneth over.

Sean Hannity Can’t Believe Savage Gargoyle Hillary Clinton Would Suggest Fox News Does Not Like Her

Fox News Exclusive: HILLARY IS AT IT AGAIN! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?

Secretary Of Defense ‘Diamond And Silk’ Explains How Hillary Clinton Gave Russia Its First Nukes Ever, In 2010

What? They are not the Secretary of Defense yet? Give Trump time.

Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions Gon’ Do What He Wants, Donald Trump!

Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :(
Gonna fuck you up!

Uh Oh, Has Robert Mueller Been A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY?

We seen it on Sean Hannity, must be true!

Trump Makes VA Great Again With ‘Girther’ Doc. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 29, 2018

Trump's doctor to lead the VA, Laura Ingraham is being a stupid mean girl on Twitter, and more about DJTJ and his dick. Your morning news brief.
Don Blankenship at a -- get this -- Labor Day event.

Jailbird Coal CEO Don Blankenship Ready To Blow Up US Senate

You want deplorable? He's your guy!

WHY WHY WHY Is Trump Such A Beta Cuck Every Time He Talks To Vladimir Putin?

What the HELL does Putin have on Trump?

Here Are The 579,852 Dirtiest Cambridge Analytica Scoops In Channel 4’s New Video!

Can Channel 4 do new videos every day? This is great!

Pretty Sure Donald Trump Just Added The ‘My Pillow’ Guy To His Team Of Rent-A-Lawyers

Meet Joe diGenova! You are gonna LOVE HIM.

Too Many Kids Dying From Drugs, Trump Wants To Kill Them Instead. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 20, 2018

Trump wants to crack skulls like eggs, Republicans are worried about 2018, and Facebook is SO FUCKED. Your morning news brief.

Cambridge Analytica DID NOT Use Ukrainian Prostitutes As Honeyp … Oh, You Mean THEM?

Cambridge Analytica is having a VERY BAD WEEK.