Tag: hillary clinton

Donald Trump Jr.’s TOP THREE New Excuses For Russian Spy Meeting, With Love!

Dumbass Trump boy says he only met with Russians to make sure Hillary Clinton was fit to be president. OKAY SURE WE BET.

Should Facebook Go The Fuck To Jail For Helping Russia Elect Trump President? Or For Just Being Facebook In General?

Russian military intelligence spent some DOLLA BILLS on Facebook ads to fuck with the 2016 election. WHOA IF TRUE!

How Is Trey Gowdy Fucking The Republic Today?

Gowdy just wants to know why the FBI made up the Trump-Russia conspiracy so Hillary Clinton could steal the election FROM HERSELF.

Obama’s Gentle Parting Words To Trump: Don’t Fuck It Up Too Bad, DUMBASS.

Barack Obama was much classier to Donald Trump than we would have been.

Trump Tells DACA Kids To GTFO. Wonkagenda For Tues., Sept. 5, 2017

Trump tries to mean-tweet DACA, Congress doubles-down on Trump-Russia, and Obama wrote to Trump, but it had big words in it, so.

’10 Things I Hate About James Comey’: A Sad, Stupid Letter From Donald J. Trump

Your president is a dumb, petty crybaby of a man.

Mean John Kelly Making White House Lame And Boring. Wonkagenda For Fri., Sept. 1, 2017

Trump secretly calls Steve Bannon, David Clarke quits, and Lindsey Graham is still butthurt about HER EMAILS. Your morning news brief.

BREAKING: Manafort’s Notes From Russian Spy Meeting Are Real And They Are SPECTACULAR

AND THE TRUMP-RUSSIA HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING!

Dumbfuck Tomi Lahren Fitting In Quite Nicely With Rest Of Fox News Dumbfucks

Was this Tomi Lahren's Fox News debut? Don't know, don't care.

Guess What, Michael Flynn And Paul Manafort! Robert Mueller Is Literally IN YOUR ASS.

All your Trump-Russia updates right here!

Mike Pompeo Running CIA From Warm, Safe Office Inside Donald Trump’s Butt

BREAKING NEWS: Mike Pompeo is REALLY FUCKING BAD at his job.

Hillary Clinton BOTHERING US AGAIN With LADY BOOK About How She’s A BIG LOSER

Hooray, we have excerpts from Hillary's new book!

Trump And McConnell In Epic Bitchfight. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 23, 2017

Trump holds another rally, the military is holding everything together, and the NRA wants to kill all the cute critters. Your morning news brief!