Tag: hillary clinton

Hillary surrogate Ed Rendell, you're not helping.

Benghazi investigation chair Trey Gowdy's long, drawlin' roundabout way of saying, 'I apologize to America for wastin' everybody's time for so long, I will leave public service forever and find a job I am better suited for, like makin' taxidermied beavers kiss each other on their purty mouths.'

OK, Donald Trump isn't Hitler. But is he Stalin? Mussolini?

Oh look, it is another Super Tuesday, because all Tuesdays are Super when you get to engage in DEMOCRACY! Just kidding, Tuesday is the...

Another day, another way the world is being 'very nasty' to poor ol' Donald Trump!

I'm Scott Adams. You may know me from my hilarious cartoon 'Dilbert,' and also from being kind of a wackadoo Men's Rights Guy. Here are my noodlings and ponderings on Donald Trump and his hot babe army and oh my god I want to die.

Where was THIS Jeb Bush during his oh so pathetic, not-even-sure-my-mom's-gonna-vote-for-me campaign?

Is Hillary Clinton a secret Hillzbian? PROBABLY. But she DEFINITELY murdered Vince Foster.

Remember those ridiculous Penthouse Forum letters? The ones you'd read after you exhausted all the masturbatory potential of the pictures in Penthouse? Side note...

AHOY WONKERS, HOW'S TRICKS? We are fine, thank you for asking. Welcome to Saturday, the day when we deliver unto you the weekly Top Ten...

Despite the obvious chemistry, Paul says he is not the kind of Speaker who goes in for party unification on the first date, and is withholding his endorsement until he gets flowers.

Newt Gingrich, that brilliant historian of history who knows history real good, is seriously worried Barack Obama will weaken America's place in the world...

Ted Nugent makes case against gun control with doctored video of Hillary Clinton being assassinated.

Maybe this would work! Or maybe there would be riots!

We thought Hillary was too busy doing MURDER to also run a war on women, too. But if you want something done, ask a busy person!

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