Tag: hillary clinton

RUN, RONNY, RUN! Wonkagenda For Tues., April 24, 2018

Ronny Jackson has a a problem, Scott Pruitt's days may be numbered, and Hannity blames Obama for his millions. Your morning news brief.

This One Idiot Pretty Sure James Comey Framed Trump For All His Russian Pee Crimes

Ladies and gentlemen, Mollie Hemingway!
Yup yup yup yup

GOP Won’t Protect Robert Mueller, Because Of How Mitch McConnell Sucks Turtle Assholes

Who's selling his soul to destroy the Republic today? Oh hey, it's Mitch McConnell!

It Was Sean Hannity, In Michael Cohen’s Office, With A Boner (ALLEGEDLY)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Corey Lewandowski Is Exactly As Dumb As He Looks

A listicle of things Corey Lewandowski should blame James Comey for next, in case he's feeling extra stupid today!
When I was born they looked at me and said "What a good boy, what a strong boy ... "

James Comey Has A Higher Loyalty (To Himself)

James Comey Knows Who Is A Good Boy, And It's Not Donald Trump! (It's James Comey)

HEY MICHAEL COHEN, SHOW US THAT FUCKIN’ PASSPORT AGAIN!

HEY-O MOTHERFUCKER!
DOESN'T SAY LIES

James Comey Says Trump Is Stinky Pee-Obsessed Liar, So That’s Obviously FACTCHECK TRUE

We didn't think we were going to read this book, but now we think WE WILL!
Gonna fuck you up!

Robert Mueller Already Knows How Guilty Trump Is, So Screw An Interview

SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, YOU'RE FUCKING GUILTY.
read us a story Uncle Jim!

White House Plan To Vanquish LYIN’ COMEY Is They Don’t Know Yet, Fuck It

Gotta wait to see what President JingleFarts tweets while he's sitting on the shitter!