In light of the Sinbad-Bosnia scandal, Hillary’s entire history of funny Tuff Guy statements is being reexamined. This process alone could endure well past Hillary’s lifetime. But here’s a fun treat: In 1994, Hillary says she thought about joining the Marines in 1975, but then the recruiter made robotic sexist statements about her, so she decided to become a Monster instead. MORE »

[Secret proceedings inside dank, humid HILLARY CLINTON campaign lair]: Mark Penn hold focus group. Focus group show Gay Community support for Clinton eroding. Philadelphia votes important in upcoming Pennsylvania election. Elton John: gay, has song called “Philadelphia Freedom.” MARK PENN MAKE ELTON JOHN PERFORM HILLARY CONCERT APRIL 9. Mark Penn eat baby dinosaur for snack break. [HillaryClinton.com]

This Viral Video is the latest to come out of the Barack Obama smear campaign Hillary Clinton YouTube supporter base. Clearly this Obama operative Clinton person feels passionate about 50 grand in unmarked bills from Obama’s offshore account a lady president. Boo Hooray! [YouTube]

How broke was the Hillary Clinton campaign? So broke that they were charging things to various staffers’ credit cards — a lady’s credit cards, in fact. How racist is that? Meet Kathy Callahan, who now supports Obama: “I voluntarily left the Hillary Finance Committee after I discovered more than $3,000 in unauthorized charges from HRC campaign on my own VISA card!” [What Would Mark Penn Say?] VISA doesn’t matter because it is a caucus state. MORE »

How many times can Hillary say John McCain is better than Barack Obama in 24 hours? While the headline indicates this number would be 80 million, it is actually more like 750 million. After the jump, watch a nice highlight reel of Hillary’s current strategy against Barack: Hillary will kill terror, McCain will kill terror, Obama gave a speech in 2002. MORE »

The further Hillary’s campaign slides, the better YouTube fan videos encapsulate the Hillary ethos. Last week brought us the brilliant “Hillary 4 U & Me,” but we think this one — “Hillary Clinton: Making Our Dreams Come True” — seals the already-sealed nomination for Hawaiian shark god, Barack Obama. Be warned. MORE »