Capitol Hill Restaurant Promises Delicious Loopholes Delivered to Your House Office
Monday, February 12th, 2007
Good news, corrupt House staffers: One restaurant is doing everything in its power to ensure that your free ride never ends! “Just Fresh” bakery has sent a press release to everyone in Washington assuring them that their delicious morning and lunch menus are totally compliant with new House Ethics rules.
The attached flyer and menu may not be a panacea to the sweeping House ethics reforms (sorry, we cant get you a free martini or on a G5), but it will help both lobbyists and members/staffers continue to have civilized meetings, briefings and casual receptions with food and drink of “nominal value.”
We salute Just Fresh Bakery for their hard work. As we all know, this country would grind to a halt if House staffers ever had to pay for their own sandwiches.
The full press release is after the jump.











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